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  • FINNCON 2004

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    Posted by jukkahoo

    It’s time for SF and fantasia! What are reading this blog for? Come to Jyväskylä and meet strange, odd-behaving fen, seek out new favourite authors, to boldly fanac as you’ve fanaced before!

    I’m sorely unprepared for most of the things I have for some reason volunteered for, but surprisingly, I’m not a bit worried about anything. "Que sera, sera!", like the French have a habit of saying.

    Plan is to enjoy myself (the same goes hopefully for Sari!) and meet all those people one basically only meets at places like this. And make some new acquaintences. Like the GoH’s.

    Those of you not coming (for various reasons, like cowardice, lazyness or some silly excuse like living in Sweden and having not enough money to come to Athens of Finland. Or better still – going to climb the Matterhorn and not living in Sweden, but in Espoo. Which almost really takes the cake. The Espoo-bit, I mean. It even sounds like excrement: S-poo.): enjoy your weekend otherwise. See You in some other time, Ta!

  • Not a lot

    Posted by jukkahoo

    … happening. Been, that is. Mostly work, since there is that again. Something though.

    The EURO´04 Championships have been entertaining and full of surprises. The Great ones have fallen one by one, mostly due to that pesky Greece. Greeks are in the final! With Portugal. Both teams are coached by a foreign coach (Rehakles and Big Phil), both have never won anything (in terms of adult football success) and both are relatively minor league teams. Portugal is a definitive favourite, with more world-class players (as the saying goes) and the pretty much fanatic support of the home crowd, but those Greek-fans are pretty loud and actually beyond fanaticism as it comes to supporting. In a good way, let’s hope. This could go either way.

    My "beloved" Czechs managed to clinch the defeat from the jaws of victory, as is now popular to say. They should have won the game, but alas! This time strategy and willpower outnumbered skill and… whatnot. Elán. I’m not too stressed about this, I could’ve lived with each and every one of the last Four (4th being Holland), though I least like the orange-shirts. My before-games prediction was eerily good. I picked 6/8 of qualifyiers (Spain and Italy being the wrong ones) and my last Four were 3/4 (with Spain in place of Greece). Final being Portugal-Czech with the latter winning.

    I’m going with Portugal. It may finally become the "Brasil of Europe". It only needed real Brasilians in order to make it thus far. Go Deco, go Big Phil! Campéaos!

    Oh, and I saw a doctor (9th?) again. She was a very nice (Russian?) woman called Shabasavskaja (or thereabouts). We share the year of birth and regarding that, thought that we’re not really that old – if old at all. Prime of our life, barely 25.

    And she told me that all the results from the tests were good, within all normal parameters and even my gout seems to be a thing of the far future, as my urine acid levels are less than they were last time. Yowza! Yahoo! Yatzy! Yello! Yonkers! Next check: October.

    Yesterday was the day of the annual Helsinki SF Associations Suomenlinnan Kesäretki. The person in charge of the weather has been taken care of.

    Some stup… brave souls decided to brace the elements and apparently spent several un-godly hours in the tunnels of Kustaanmiekka. Considerably more intelligent people (like myself and some Turku-fen) never ventured to the Naval Fortress of Elemental Misery and Dampness, but headed straight-away to the Helsinki University SF Clubhouse and had a decent picnic there, in warm and… in relatively pleasant conditions. At least there weren’t any bananaflies around. The Stormtroopers managed to reach mainland and the Clubhouse around 7PM and much fun was had by all.

    I’ve read very little lately, with Euro´04 and all that work, but I hope things will turn out differently soon. More when that happens.

    There is also the little thing called Finncon happening soon. Next weekend actually. See you there?

  • Äijät altaassa

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    Posted by Sari

    Kuten aikaisemman entryn kommenteissa totesin, on kylmä kesä merkinnyt huomattavasti tavallista kivuttomampaa siirtymistä uimaan Uimastadikalle. Aurinkoisina päivinä maauimala kun tuppaa jo aamusta alkaen täyttymään auringonpalvojista jotka uiskentelevat ja nauttivat päivästä sen sijaan että revittäisivät mustikkasoppa symbolisesti rinnuksilla niin kovaa kun käsistä ja jaloista lähtee. Ne kummajaiset.

    Nyt tietä on tukkimassa vain muutama aamu-uintia seurustelukerhona käyttävä mummo, ja he pysyvät kyllä kiltisti niillä uiskentelijoille varatuilla kaistoilla eivätkä tule tukkimaan kuntouimarien ratoja. Tai niin minä aluksi luulin. Tänä kesänä olen kuitenkin tunnistanut uuden ärsyttävän uimarialakulttuurin: paavolipponen-wannabeet. He ovat keski-ikäisiä äijiä jotka selvästi luulevat olevansa yhtä oivia uimareita kun Mooseksemme, mutta todellisuudessa yliarvioivat nopeutensa pahasti. He valitsevat heidän kannaltaan aivan liian nopeille uimareille tarkoitetun radan ja uivat näyttävästi ja hitaasti keskellä rataa muodostaen tulpan josta ei pääse ohi. Ja koska äijä on äijä, hän ei tietenkään voi edes päädyssä pysähtyä ja päästää ylipainoista naisihmistä ohitse, häpeähän se olisi. Grrrrr. Maantieraivo on kuulkaa paperia uintiraivoon verrattuna.

    No, ainakin se auttaa polttamaan kaloreita…

  • Sanan valta

    Posted by Sari

    Oletteko te huomanneet miten ruma sana syöpä on? Ihan noin esteettisin kriteerein. Ei se nyt käy korvaan ihan yhtä pahasti kuin kuuluisa puolustuspuhe kissanrääkkäyssyytöstä vastaan, mutta lähelle se pääsee. Vähän kun oksentaisi sanan ulos: syöpä. Etymologialtaan se kai kuitenkin tulee "syödä" -verbistä, sitähän se tauti tekee. Joka tapauksessa, ilkeälle taudille ikävä nimi. Vaan sen käyttäminen on kovsti hankalaa, monta kertaa kun kertoi puolitutulle että Jukalla oli syöpä oikein näki kuinka sana aiheutti aversioreaktion. Helpompaa oli puhua tai kuulla vain kasvaimesta – joka olisi siis teoriassa voinut olla hyvänlaatuinenkin – tai lymfoomasta joka taas kuulosti lääketieteelliseltä jargonilta. Minulle tuli oikein pakkomielle puhua syövästä: syöpä, syöpä, syöpä, syöpä, syöpä: taudin nimi on syöpä kaikki muut ihan yhtä oikeat nimet alkoivat tuntua eufemismeilta. Tuntui hyvältä saada jonkun mielenrauha vähän järkkymään pelkällä sanalla, ihan kuin panisi vahinkoa vähän kiertämään: me eletään syövän kanssa, vähintä mitä te voitte tehdä on kuulla sen nimi.

    Tämä tuli mieleeni kun siirsin lompakosta kahvikassaani kolikoita. Kahvikassa näet on mukava marimekko-kukkaroa muistuttava kangaskukkaro, osa syöpäjärjestöjen rahankeruukampanjaa jossa pyritään tekemään sanaa ja tautia arkipäiväisemmäksi ja vähemmän pelottavaksi. Kampanja on ollut menestys, tuonut syöpärjärjestöille niin julkisuutta kuin rahaakin, mutta myös kritiikkiä. Onko oikein tuotteistaa vakava usein kuolemaan johtava tauti? Ja niin raflaavalla tavalla kuin Paola Suhosen kuosit tekivät.  Mene ja tiedä. Merkittävää ehkä on että vaikka tuotteet ovat myyneet yli odotusten, aika harvoin niitä katukuvassa näkee. Syöpä T-paita jää helposti yöpaidaksi tai mökkiasuksi sen sijaan että rehvastelisi se päällä kylänraitilla.

    Myöntää toki täytyy että mikäli syöpä ei olisi koskettanut näin läheltä omaa elämää, tuskin olisin minäkään kehdannut kukkaroni kanssa viuhua kaupungilla, se antaa oikeutuksen rikkoa tabua.  Joka sekin on problemaattista: kuinka pitkälle oma kokemus antaa mielipiteille enemmän painoarvoa kuin esim. asiantuntemus?

    Tai ehkä minä vaan problematisoin liikaa yksinkertaista asiaa. Ehkä ihmiset haluavat tukea syöpäjärjestöjen työtä mutta eivät koe että kirkkaanvihreällä pohjalla valkoisin kirjaimin toistuva "syöpä 156230-109910" on heidän makunsa mukainen kangaskuosi.

    Se numerosarja on muuten avustustilin numero.

  • Sana hallussa

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    Posted by Sari

    Vaikka englantilaisesta jalkapallosta en paljoa perusta niin heidän kolumnisteilleen on syytä nostaa hattua, on vaikea kuvitella että tätä kielikuvaa voisi vielä pitemmälle venyttää:

    "England didn’t just snatch defeat from the jaws of victory – they climbed down victory’s throat, reached down victory’s gut into victory’s colon, grabbed defeat by the reeking tail, hoiked it out and slapped each other gleefully in the face with it like a wet salmon."

    Koko artikkeli löytyy täältä.

  • Book update

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    Posted by Sari

    It has been quite some time since I last updated book info, but it has been really hectick. You’d be surprised how much stuff there is to do when an office moves, especially as we at the university are not the bestest people with chain of command and clearly defined areas of responsibility. But I flatter myself that the whole thing went relatively painlessly. Now I have still to get some furniture and office supplies, carpenters to fix some dividers and get the few still remaining boxes collected.

    This of course means I have not been concentrating on my PhD with all my admittedly feeble faculties, but I have managed to keep up with pleasure reading:

    1) Johanna Sinisalo’s Sankarit (The Heroes) relocates the familiar stories of Kalevala into modern world. Väinämöinen and Joukahainen become rock/pop-stars, Lemminkäinen a decathlete, Sampo a computer algorithm and so on. I have to say this was a pleasant surprise. I liked her first, the Finlandia-winner which has now been published in UK and States fine, but I felt it was a was perhaps not as rounded and engaging as it could have been. Sankarit, like its ur-text is also necessarily episodic – especially the Kullervo – part seems a bit detached from the whole – but the book works even so. The modern analogues are very cleverly connected with their mythic counterparts but are at the same time also engaging characters at their own right. There is also enough of intertextuality and changes of style to satisfy any reader response critic’s little heart and shifting the interpretation a bit opens new levels in the novel (No, I was not clever enough to spot that without author’s comments, but if you keept that in mind the novel really unlocks itself). But most of all, Sankarit is written with gorgeous Finnish which has just enough feel of the alliterative trochee measure to remind reader of Kalevala without making the story too heavy to read. It is a clever, beautiful and engaging novel. (And the necessary disclaimer/brag is that Johanna is one of our tribe – fandom that is – so I might be biased. But honestly, it just is a very good book).

    2) Gary Sheffield: Somme. This was a concise no-nonsense chronological and fairly balanced review of the battle of the Somme concentrating on the English sector. Only sometimes does it feel that Sheffield might be guilty of attacking a straw-man, my gut feeling is that at least in scholarly world his view of the battle is nearer to the concensus view than Clark’s donkeyism.

    3) Julia Quinn: The Duke and I, The Viscount who loved me, An Offer from a Gentleman, Romancing Mr. Bridgerton, To Sir Philip with Love. Yes, I read regency romances, so sue me. These are fluff that one reads through in few hours – I managed two in one night – but I just never get bored with Cinderella-stories, and Quinn writes such nice ones.

    4) Dan Brown: DaVinci Code. I should have known better after hearing a scatching review from a friend. But I like murder mysteries, I like cryptology and I like secret societies so of course I had to give this a go. Oh, what a disapointment. It begins well enough with an intriguing message delivered by a corpse, but degenerates the book degenrates too soon into a brainless mush. The anagrams and codes are so simple that anyone who has spent time with crosswords or simple histories of cryptology can figure them out before the alledged experts do and the plot turns out to be so predictable it makes your head ache. Of course it helps if you have been exposed to that glorious nonsense described in “Holy Blood and Holy Grail”, which lies at the heart of the novel. It is not that I object to the idea of an expunged feminine interpretation of Christianity – it is an intriguing idea, but the way Holy Blood and Holy Grail and DaVinci Code explain the whole thing is just silly. Life of Brian has more merit as a possible reinterpretation than this. If codes and secret societies are your thing read the Illuminatus-thrilogy, Foucault’s Pendulum and Chryptonomicon and give this a pass.

    5) Justine Hardy: Bollywood Boy. I don’t really know what this book is, it is kind of like travel book, kind of like fiction, kind of like a reportage. It is however the story of the author’s efforts to understand the Indian popular cinema through its latest heartthrob Hritrik Roshan. It is clever, funny and entertaining, especially if you are into indian cinema (ahem…), but oddly unsatisfying in the end.

    That, I think is it for now. Now back to football.

    Sari

  • Fußball – Euro 2004

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    Posted by jukkahoo

    It’s nearly time for the real athletic activity of the summer – the European Championships in Football!

    Nearly as good as the World Champs, except that not really since we’re missing team Brasil. Brasil and Argentina, maybe some African nation like Nigeria or one of the Northern countries and we’d have a jolly good WC. Europe is that tough.

    This time in Portugal and it looks promising for the home team, though they aren’t the hottest favourites. A good bet nevertheless, even though Sari is muy disappointed with the coaches decision not to include Vitor Baía as the goalie of choice. A big mistake in her book. Personally I’d think Vitor‘s noble aquiline features would block 90 % shots against Portugals goal.

    Experts are saying France, maybe Italia. Some are predicting Holland or Spain. Or Portugal. And then there are always them Huns, who somehow manage to flollop themselves to final rounds, no matter how dreadfully boring and inefficient their game looks like (and is). With the Vitor Baía Scandal, Sari is going with the Old favourite.

    I’m cheering for Brasil, naturally. Penta campeaos!

    Of the teams playing, I’m choosing a black horse – Team Czech Republik. They were most impressive in the qualifying round, soundly beating all opposition (including Holland) and they have a great mix of skill, experience and youthful exuberance. Players like Nedved, Koller, Poborský, Cech, Rosický and Baros are some of the best in the world, and the combination of old and young players might be just the ticket for success. Other than that, I wouldn’t be neither surprised nor too distressed if teams like Spain or Portugal would take the title. I’d be a lot sadder in case Germania, Italia or plummy French would take the honors.

    See you in July!

    fandom: Ai niin, St. Urhon pub menee remppaan juuri ennen juhannusta ja on kiinni koko seuraavan viikon, joka tarkoittaa sitä että heinäkuun 1. päivänä mafia on evakossa. Asiasta tullee lähiaikoina hieman puntarointia Babek Nabeliin. Vaihtoehtoinen paikka pitäisi siis keksiä ja mieluusti kohtuullisen pian, jotta sitä voisi kertoilla ihmisille. Jos vaikka joku vielä heinäkuussa Helsingissä oleskelisi.

    Toinen maininnan arvoinen asia on se, että olen siis taas valtion palveluksessa kuluttamassa työaikaa Kampin työvoimatoimistossa. Viksummat asian jo varmaan osasivat päätellä muutamasta osuvasta kommentistani edelliseen omaan viestiini. Aamuherääminen on edelleen aika raskasta, etenkin kun me emme todenteolla elä enää missään agraariyhteiskunnassa.

  • There she goes

    posted by Sari

    The Venus transit is going on! Right now! And it is cloudy in Helsinki. Quel surprise. Oh well, you can still catch it on the web, from BBC f.ex. And remember kids, if you do watch it, remember to use appropriate protection so as not to damage your eyes…

    Ja jos olette tosi aktiivisia Tähtitorninmäellä voi käydä tiiraamassa tapahtumaa.

  • 28 Days Later (give or take a day or two)

    Posted by jukkahoo

    It’s been a whole month since I last posted anything. In blogsphere that’s an eternity. Then again, I (that’s an social-democratic We) founded this one as something with a special message – namely my (social-democratic Our) life with NHL (not the hockey one but the Other, though a brief: "You go Flames!" may be in order here).

    I’ve been in remission for five months now, and slowly my life has turned to way it used to be. Life’s pretty much honky-dory. By Monday I’ll be pedalling the treadmill (or is it running?) as a working stiff at the Kamppi työvoimatoimisto and getting up far too early on weekdays. *sigh*

    I have been getting back to fandom too. Not that I was that long off, or that much even, but it seems like things are back in order once more, I’m starting to regret some of my promises I’ve made since recovering from NHL. I may well want to cut back a bit, though I’m uncertain of what? I like the things that I do: Tähtivaeltaja, Legolas, Finncon 2006, FAPA, Warlord of Saturn!, Enhö‘s Forthcoming Books – and I’m contemplating of doing more: Finnzine, maybe some Mundane-stuff, Snorfconwriting that elusive fantasy-novel.

    *Shudder!* Cold water, somebody!

    Last Wednesday I visited the Iso Omena Library in Matinkylä, Espoo. I gave a short introductory presentation to Fantasy with Sini Neuvonen (a fellow Legolas-person and an active Moderator at the Risingshadow-discussionboard) in three hours. I enjoyed the presentation quite a lot, the audience (Espoo librarians) seemed interested, they had questions and we run out of time (which was both a bit of a bummer and OK in the end). Later both representatives from Helsinki and Vantaa libraries said that they would like to  have a similar kind of a presentation. Vantaa wants a bit more YA-oriented show and Helsinki has monetary issues (if there is a budget for this, then maayybe…). I dunno. I might as well do it again couple of times, since the hard part (research) is done and it’s mainly just a repetition of the stuff (though I do know I have to trim the intro a bit and clarify few things). We’ll see.

    My wossanames (wrists, yeah thems!) have been pretty bad lately. Short period of keyboard-work makes them easily irritated and after fifteen or so minutes they start to ache a great deal. Doctors orders have been rest and Mobilat. Getting better.

    And I see that Jophan (and Ben) have been missing me. Me too, guys! I was briefly bemused of being "reprimanded" by someone who last posted his LJ in late April, but then I decided to check out whether he has actually been Mr. Busy – and Lo! and behold! he has.

    Here’s looking at you, kid.

    create your personalized map of europe
    or write about it on the open travel guide

    Since that was plenty fun, I decided to add this one too. See you there!

  • What I did today

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    Posted by Sari

    Jukka has managed to get some variant of carpal tunnel syndrome on his hands which has made writing a bit difficult, but he is on the mend. One would think I would suffer worse as I have done little else except played Civ all night long. Scheherazade is kicking Hammurabi’s ass.

    Actually I have done lots of other things. I have refurbished my bike. It has new lock, new saddle bag, new bell, new saddle and a funky computerthingy which measures everything from speed to burned calories. I even managed to do all maitenance myself – well amost myself, Jukka helped with the brakes. Now I don’t need to call Underlife BC to rescue…

    Also, Uimastadikka is open again. It is so much nicer to swim under open sky than it is in an indoor swimming pool. It has been so chilly that there has been plenty of room so far, though I expect it will be more crowded soonish.

    I have also been in liaisoning with all sorts of people about the work-place move. Our current building is going to be remodelled inside out so we are moving to the next block. It has been a pretty hectick few days and I expet it will be for days to come. The new digs are nice, tho.