Eating Muffins

Halme Polvinen Family Collective. You will all be assillymated

  • Metaa polkkaamisesta

    Posted by Sari

    Kanava on hauska lehti. Ensinnäkin en juttujen kirjo on aika laaja, se käsittelee ihan kaikkia humanistis-yhteiskuntatieteellisiä aiheita. Toiseksi, sen kirjoittajat ovat asiantuntijoita mutta eivät kaikki välttämättä kapeasti juuri sillä alalla josta sattuvat kirjoittamaan. Eli useasti lehdestä saa lukea fiksujen ihmisten artikkeleita asioista jotka heitä vaan sattuvat kiinnostamaan ja näkökulmat ovat täten vallan virkistäviä vaikka ihan päinväastaista mieltä olisikin kirjoittajan kanssa. Miinusta tulee jonkinasteisesta ”ukkoutumisesta”, välillä lehdestä jää vähän pönäkkä olo. Ja Parnassollakin on paljon enemmän nettiläsnäoloa kuin Kanavalla.

    Kolmosnumerossa puhuttiin mm. Venäjän ihmisoikeustilanteesta, Suomen kilpailukyvystä, Zimbabwen historiasta, Erich Auerbachista ja Timo K. Mukasta. Ja bloggauksesta! Reijo Holopainen esitteli blogeja ja bloggausta otsikolla ”Nettipäiväkirjat – internet-viestinnän toimivin muoto”.

    Artikkeli jäi kuitenkin vähän kapoiseksi tyngäksi. Siinä käsiteltiin kotimaisia nettiyhteisöjä, siirryttiin sitten kansainvälisiin poliittisiin blogeihin ja niiden vaikutusmahdollisuuksia erityisesti sanavapautta rajoittavissa tai muuten vain sekasortoisissa oloissa (Riverbendistä puhuttiin paljon, mutta Salaam Paxia ei mainittu) ja lopuksi pohdittiin tiedonvälitystä verkossa kryptauksen kannalta. En tiedä millaisen kuvan bloggauksesta asiasta täysin tietämätön artikkelista saa mutta minussa se herätti paljon kommentteja ja kysymyksiä.

    Ensinnäkin jäin pohtimaan artikkelin näkökulmaa: kotimaisista nettiyhteisöistä kansainväliseen poliittiseen bloggaukseen. Jos haluaa ajatella bloggausta jonkinlaisena habermasilaisena  kansalaisosallistumisena päivänpolitiikkaan tai median vahtikoirana, on pakko puhua kansainvälisesti. Suomessa poliittinen bloggaus ei koskaan ole ainakaan kansalaisosallistumisen perspektiivistä oikein noussut siivilleen, asiasta kirjoittavat lähinnä ehdokkaat ja edustajat (suurin osa vaalien alla) ja bloggaavat poliittisen journalistit. Poikkeuksia toki löytyy mutta blogilistan top-listalta löytyy se yksi poliittinen blogi ja kymmeniä neuleblogeja. Olisiko artikkelissa kannattanut ehkä historiaosuudessakin ottaa kansainvälisempi ote tai vaihtoehtoisesti pohtia laajemmin sitä millainen kotimainen blogosfääri oikein on?

    Ja jos sitä rupeaa pohtimaan niin ainakin minua kovasti kiinnostaa se kuinka paljon naiset bloggaavat verrattuna siihen kuinka paljon naiset osallistuvat keskusteluryhmiin. MuTu-tuntumalta nimittäin määrä on selkeästi suurempi – onhan ylivoimaisesti verkostunein ja blogilistalla suurin bloggaajaryhmä Suomessa neulebloggaajat. Epätieteellisesti epäilen eron johtuvan paitsi teknologian kehityksestä myös siitä että a) päiväkirjatyyppinen kirjoittaminen on aika monelle naiselle jo teini-iästä tuttu tapa kirjoittaa ja b) nettipäiväkirja on julkinen tila jota pystyy itse kontrolloimaan. Olisiko joku jo kirjoittamassa gradua tai muuta opinnäytettä naisnäkökulmasta?

    Jäin myös pohtimaan julkisuus/yksityisyysdikotomiaa jota artikkelin viimeisessä osassa tuotiin esille minulle hiukan irralliseksi jääneen numerologian ja kryptauksen kautta. Verkossa salaamaton kirjoittelu on julkista, mutta informaatiota on niin paljon että suurin osa itsestään erikokoisia osia verkkoon luovuttava voi pysyä piilossa – aina siihen asti kun Metafilter tai BoingBoing tai Slahdot iskee. New York Magazinessa julkaistiin joku aika sitten mielestäni vallan mielenkiintoinen artikkeli uudesta kasvavasta sukupolvesta jolle julkisen ja yksityisen rajat ovat kovin toisenlaisia kuin meille vanhemmille.

    Että sellaista metaa tänään.

  • Åcon knitting

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    Posted by Sari

    I did not bring my knitting to Åcon, mainly because what I was knitting was a multicoloured mitten-kit (the same one that gave Yarn-harlot such trouble deciphering the Finnish instructions) and I figured counting colours and listening to panels do not really go together. (Un)fortunately, Mariehamn must have the greatest yarn-store to residents ratio in Finland, because there seemed to be yarn and craft stores everywhere one looked.

    Hattu2

    So I succumbed. I found Drops Alpaca on sale so I, you know, just had to give it a good home. I am
    thinking Clapotis.  I also bought few balls of Noro Silk Garden (Silk-merino-wool blend) and knitted a hat. Considering the fact that I made up the pattern and technique on the spot, I think it turned out pretty fine. Unfortunately it looked much better on my sister than on me, so I gave it to her. It even goes with her pashmina. She herself found few balls of Austermann’s Step sock yarn with embedded Aloe Vera and Jojoba oils and started knitting socks. By Saturday, both Ylva S and Ninni were also KIPping, so yay for fandom knitting! Nex Åcon, I need a budged both for beer and yarn…Lapaset_2

    And the mittens (yarn courtesy of Annash, thank you!) are almost finished too: first time I am actually
    almost satisfied with my colourwork technique. Rougher wool yarns are defenitely the way to go for beginners.

  • A Blind Spot

    Posted by Sari

    There was a maitenance guy replaing the doorhandle of my shared office today. And not only our doorhandles, all 700 odd handles in the whole building. I was happy with our doorhandles. My roomie was happy with our doorhandlse. The new doorhandles look exactly same as the old ones. Apparently, and this is just word-by-mouth rumour, the old handles would not wear with time but would stay shiny. Which was a bad thing, so the handles had to be replaced by identical ones which would age. For f*** sake, there really wasn’t better use for the money? Things like this and the repeated choice of form over functionality makes me dislike interior designers. Also, I think the interior designer who designed the tile choices for our new flat was suffering from severe depression. For example, for bathroom we can choose white, gray or dark gray.

    And while i am at it I am not that fond of Architects, either. Few years back there was an episode of talk-show Telakka where architects, a researcher on architecture and "ordinary people" discussed why the twain so seldom meet. What made me see red in the discussion was the statement that if people wanted retro-architecture, they should choose to live in old buildings instead of buying pastel-coloured prefabricated houses or disguising modernist solutions behind a retro-facade a la Kartanonkoski. Yeah, because we all can afford to buy one of the unlimited number of  200 years old farm-houses or a art-noveau flats. Morons.

    So that is one of my worse blind spots, I just don’t get  Finnish architects and interior designers. But now  that I have gotten that off my chest, something more positive. I want to ask from our 1,4 readers what is your favourite building? Here is mine.

  • Swimming Guest of Honour

    Posted by jukkahoo

    No, not really. No swimming GoH’s, at least yet. If on the other hand Åcon-superhero and thoroughly Fucking Brilliant Hal Duncan isn’t going to be allowed into an airplane in the future, he says that "he’ll be back to  Scandinavia somewhere and somewhen" even if he has to swim in order to do so.

    But what an amazing convention! Good people, great friends (old and new), great performances, excellent Guests (even if the Book-one suffered from unprofessional organising, sorry about that) and allround FUCKING BRILLIANT atmosphere! Youse guys råck.

    This has been a long, really loooong dream-come-true and wouldn’t have happened without the work of so many people, that it feels somehow a bit unfair to point out only few names, but the THANKS go to all deserving. Åcon was originally a brainfart of Ben and myself, largely made closer to reality by Tero and finally turned into reality by Eemeli, whose work and enthusiasm was the Real Deal behind it all. If only you hadn’t had the need to stick your penis into places which would spell L-u-m-i and P-a-p-u in nine months could’ve been there!

    "Jaast kidding!", of course. All the best for the kids and especially Saija. We seriously want to have you four there the next time (if there is a next time… and why not?).

    This wouldn’t have been the same without our glorious Guest Hal Duncan, who selflessly sacrificed his (and mine and Sari’s) night sleep, in order to party with the Nordic fandom all thru the night. BTW, Hal: I don’t think I heard all of the musical/opera at 5AM, so if you could possibly send me a recording that’d be effing brilliant; you see, I have these neighbours…

    Huge round of applause from these here hands go also to those fen who always answered positively when asked to participate to the programming. I don’t think that anybody said "no" to me. Fancy if that would happen with Finncon…?

    And what about our location? Adlon was not only accomodating, they were VERY accomodating, not to mention embarassingly polite and hard at hearing. I could think of several establishments where such ruckus as ours would’ve been followed by stern lecturing about silence during the night and likely ending of customer/seller partnership. "AND STAY OUT!"

    So yeah, Candy. It was truly fucking brilliant and well worth every single moment of sleeplesness and blood, sweat and tears, and other pop groups. I’d do it again.

    And I think we will too. Stay tuned for Åcon 2.

    Some personal observations, almost in order

    After all of the preparations, my con really started, when we (that’s Sari and I) managed to find our way to Pasila station and met Hal, Mekku and Eemeli half an hour before our Wednesday train trip to Turku. Hal seemed likeable, Mekku enthusiastic and Eemeli slightly bleary-eyed and tired. Must’ve been the spring and all that pollen, methinks.

    We talked two hours on the train, followed by couple more at Ben’s place, where Tero was also driving us, possibly showing off his shiny car. It seemed like Hal was this very nice, somewhat tired Scott, who drank tea and ate hot cheese sandwiches. Little did we know.

    The following morning rose far too early, but we managed to find ourselves to Ölcon, the un-Official precon of Åcon. Gadzoiks! Tax-free bheer and Finns. What could possibly happen? Well, you figure that out yourself, my Dear Reader.

    Adlon was really just a stone-throw away from terminal, "unfortunately" the terminal in question was Birka Line terminal and not the main Silja/Viking-one. Though to be fair, I guess there are several people in this world who could’ve thrown the stone from the Silja coming from Stockholm and hit our hotel. It was only a three-minute walk from the ferry terminal after all.

    After the check-in, most of my memories are a bit blurred. I do remember traveling back to Helsinki via Turku with Aleksi the Amazing Underwear-Guy! There was lots of programming, but I think that’s mostly due to the fact that I actually partcipated in far too many of them. Let’s see… Ghaps, I was on nine program items. No wonder I thought there was a bit too much programming. If I could’ve somehow managed to keep myself away, say about half of those, I might have mustered energy to join the room parties and power drinking. Must remember this next time. I think Eemeli can do nine items then.

    Actually, I enjoyed all of the programs I saw and participated in. I had treaded some items beforehand (mainly quizzes) but overall I thought they went well’ish. Some I hadn’t planned beforehand at all. Like Alternative Histories or Guilty Pleasures (that’s two program items), which I think were both wonderfully entertaining, even if not ambitiously inventive.

    And I agree with many, that the panel on Book Collecting was waaa-ay funnier and interesting that the title says. One of the best panels I’ve been in. It is a fascinating subject (at least for me and I dare to say, to all panellists, maybe even Sari... then again, maybe not) which gives ample opportunities to just be funny ha-ha as well as thoughtful.

    Adlon was, as said, very accomodating and just the right size for this kind of con. Åcon could be slightly larger, but not that much. 80 to 100 would be just right, the latter in order to fill up the whole of hotel and thus giving us the free reins to do there whatever We want and not worry about other customers. Which we actually didn’t, really. There were few saucer-eyed people, who had no idea where they had landed and why, but in reality we saw very little of other hotel customers. There was that group of about hundred little kids who came to eat at the restaurant, though, but other than that, it was mainly just us.

    And the conference-room was OK, too. Could’ve been bigger, but not that much (maybe then, if we’d be more than hundred in all). The biggest flaw was the AC, which made the place somewhat discomforting after 30-40 minutes. I think we almost lost people during Hal’s GoH speech, which lasted for hours (OK – or as we say in Åcon, "ÅC!" – hour and a half). This is something we have to think about in the future. Next time we might think of using more technology. Somehow it was sweet to see in the Pixellated Techno Peasantry -panel, how the panellists were all aching to tap the all powerful innernets and show its sekrets. And all they had was a whiteboard and some third-rate felt pens. Try to be techno-savvy with that equipment!

    I personally think that there was about the right amount of programming. Proper free "morning", few hours of programming followed by a decent break and then a number of serious and less serious items, all  well and truly doused with bheer. Now this is what I call a con: good-humoured participation, loose timetables (which still follow some kind of order and schedule), beer/drinks readily available and possible to take to your con-room, relaxed atmosphere and a mix of fun and games with thought-provoking ideas. A meeting of friends and fellow enthusiastics. Fan-stuff. Fandom. Cheers!

    So, yes, I think that I’d like to organise another Åcon. With some brilliant GoH and all you wonderful people. You are The Best!

  • Off to Åcon

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    Posted by jukkahoo

    So much has happened, mainly being busy, but now it’s time to relax and go to Åland Islands. It’s Åcon time!

    Hal Duncan is just about to land to Helsinki airport and rather soon we will also make way towards Vahtoo and last night on the mainland for four nights. Mariehamn, here we come!

    More later, hopefully.

    Same goes with Tähtivaeltaja Day, which I think was a mahvellous success story, too. Great Guest in Christopher Pri(e)st and good programming. I inevitably (almost) managed to ruin one of mine when I lost my memory stick and the Quiz-show Powerpoint-slideshow. Luckily, I was able to come up with Plan B, which in some instances was as good or even better than my original one. Few misses, but this worked out fine in the end.

    And thanks for Vesapai for including me in his "Myy kirja" performance! I was… touched.

    Gotta run!

  • When consumerism meets the war generation

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    Posted by Sari

    My parents were kids during the war and grew up during the lean years after it. This,  I think, has left their whole generation with a formidable hoarding instinct. When this hoarding instinct is connected with the post-war consumerism the results boggle the mind. A bally huge binliner filled with hats not used for ten years. Fourteen – count them: fourteen – duvets. Around 40 steak knives. 28 bottles of clensers. 8 huge rolls of  red ribbon for tying up presents. Over 40 packs of paper napkins. Moving my parents was an eyeopener. It is not that you should not buy things, shopping therapy rules, but then you should gift, recycle or just throw away the old stuff. Otherwise the equation just does not work.

    Actually, the fact that my mom fell from her horse, cracked her ribs and managed to get a hemothorax to boot actually made the move possible. As I was left with packing their stuff, you have no idea how much just "got lost" during the move…

    Anyway, they are safely in their really nice brand new flat. Just few pictures to hang and we should be good to go. Mom has still some liquid in the lungs but that should mend on its own in time, and she has also started to get back to her normal routine. This means get my life back! No really, it hasn’t been that bad, just incredibly busy.

  • Deadline galore

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    Posted by jukkahoo

    (15th April edit:) A BIG THANK YOU for all you wonderful people who voted me for JETS and carried me all the way to the third round, when my flight was finally brought to a halt. Most sincere and warm congrats go to my fellow candidates (and administrators), and especially Chris O’Shea, who won the contest fair and square. I was frankly surprised that it took four rounds in order to finally found out that he had won! Here’s how it all happened (Roll down for pdf’s).

    REMEMBER JOHAN FOR GUFF!!!

    People! The time is nigh and soon it’ll be too late to make your mark. Get to it then!

    ÅCON! First ever SF/F-con in Äland Island is Teh Must. 17th to 20th of May are the actual con dates, but 15th of April is the (new and improved!) deadline for cheapo priced accomodation and travel. More intel from the innernets.

    JETS! Vote for me today (or tomorrow, for Saturday is too late!) and fly me to Tokyo for the Yokohama Worldcon. pdf here.

    GUFF! Get rid of an European fan and send him/her to Australia! My money and vote says Johan Anglemark, the Plenipotentiary of Scandinavian Fannishness and all around great guy. Åka is a good choice, too! Read the interview fanzine and make an opinionated choice, ie. jophan! 🙂 Vote now! Or tomorrow. Or… Well, by Monday the 16th of April latest. Go on, I know you want to.

    And pray tell, you miserably lazy of late, have you beem doing, O’ jukkahoo and Sari?

    Well, we’ve been busy. Very busy in fact. I’m passing an examination for portership (virastomestarin ammattitutkinto in FInnish), which includes all kinds of fun things like First Aid courses, various safety courses, Guard courses, office appliance fixings, language courses, computer stuff (that’s mainly hilarious waste of time) and whatnot. Security side of things has been seriously interesting, not only since the teachers are very good. This will keep me busy for he Summer, at least.

    Sari’s mother managed to break several ribs while falling down from her horse, so Sari’s been more than busy being a nurse, driver, cook etc. Not to mention that my parents-in-law are moving at the same time, so there has also been the somewhat large matter of packing, organising and fixing up the new place. She’s strong, she’ll manage this, but she’s also very, very tired these days.

    And soon it’ll be not only Åcon, but Tähtivaeltaja Day also! Christopher Priest in Dubrovnik Lounge & Lobby, be there. Great programming and interesting people. Bheer. Good music and friends. And bheer!

  • Poor Alexandre Dumas (and Auguste Maquet)

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    The things they do to their novels. I mean, why do people want to do movies about Dumas stories  and then change the whole story? If they did not like the originals, why won’t they just leave Dumas out of it and swash and buckle on their own? It is not like I don’t realize that telling stories in print and in moving pictures is a totally different deal, and that an adaptation has to make choices what to keep and what to leave out, but when Dumas is being filmed, the results are just beyond pale. Not only are they nauseating molestation of original material, they don’t even stand up as independent works. Except, of course, for “D’Artacan y los tres Mosqueperros”, which is brilliant.

    The work that I think has suffered most has to be Le Comte de Monte Cristo, the grand moral  melodrama of betrayal, revenge and redemption of Edmond Dantes. Monte Cristo was one of my favourite novels when I was eleven or twelve, and still remains a firm favourite. Which of course is why the film adaptations drive me to total distraction. Monte Cristo has been adapted over a dozen times beginning with a silent 8-minute short from 1908 and currently ending with Kevin Reynold’s Hollywood treatment from 2002. (I am not counting transplanted versions like Gankutsuou.)

    The two biggest issues I have with many an adaptation is firstly, the treatment of the relationship between Mercedes and Dantes. Many, if not most of the adaptations end up with the two of them living happily ever after. Which is just… no. Really. No. She betrayed him too:

    – J’aime Edmond Dantès, dit froidement la jeune fille, et nul autre qu’Edmond ne sera mon époux.

    – Et vous l’aimerez toujours?

    – Tant que je vivrai."

    Monte Cristo does not love Mercedes anymore, what is left in the end is regret, forgiveness and faded fondness. And Mercedes, she knows well she did not keep her (youthfull, impetuous) word. She can’t forgive herself, and she can’t wholly regret breaking her word because there is Albert, the one good thing left in her life. This acknowledgement that love does not conquer all is one of the more interesting things in the books and I hate see it negated on screen. I have some feminist problems with book’s ending also: loyal slave girl rewarded by his master and all that, but at least I can see that possibly unhealthy relationship happening unlike Mercedes and Edmond bridging effortlessly the years of betrayal and stepping over corpses to mutual happiness.

    Another big, big problem I have is with the way most adaptations make Dantes an active avenger. He goes around buckling his swash and killing the traitors, and that being done, goes living happily ever after, usually with Mercedes. In the novel the Count investigates, insinuates, lays traps and lets his enemies walk into his mines. He sees himself as an instrument of God, above and apart from humanity, rewarding people who helped Edmond Dantes, and  raining down justice on those who left him to rot in jail. And in order to prove himself that he really is “on a mission from God” to quote Blues Brothers, he has to let the actions of his enemies ruin themselves. In the end, of course, he realizes he is wrong. He is still part of humanity, he has no special insight to God’s workings, all he like the rest of us can do is “attendre et espérer”. But do we see this on the screen? Any of it? Nah.

    What brought this on, was YLE Teema marathoning the 1998 miniseries with Gerard Depardieu, and while Depardieu does not swash and buckle the adaptation gets the Mercedes question wrong, makes Bertucchio into a sidekick (Monte Cristo with a Sideckick!!!) and is way off the mark with the hubris question also. Not to mention it reduces Haydee into a bit part and introduces a totally useless new female character to the story. And lets face it, Depardieu is physically as far as possible from Dantes as it is possible to get. Dantes is, slight, pale, dark, straight-nosed and handsome. Depardieu is bulky, ruddy, blond, potato-nosed and decidedly not handsome. He can’t, of course, do anything about his looks, but his totally unsuitable habitus just underlines his really hammy acting. It is like watchin the Count played by William Shatner. My hatred of this production is surpassed only by my hatred of Reynold’s movie, the DVD of which has found new gainful employment as a coaster.

    Wouldn’t it be great if someone would make a decent Monte-Christo, just once?

  • Lähiseutumatkailua

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    Posted by Sari

    Olemme viimekesästä lähtien harrastaneet erikokoisilla porukoilla lähiseutumatkailua Länsi-Uusimaalla. Aloitimme klassisesti Billnäsin rakennusapteekista ja Fiskarista, seuraavaksi matkasimme tutustumaan Lohjaan ja Tytyrin kalkkikaivokseen (on muuten aivan mahtava paikka…) ja tänä viikonloppuna suuntasimme pakkasesta piittaamatta Vihtiin ja Kirkkonummelle. Kohteina olivat keskiaikaisen Pyhän Birgitan kirkon Rauniot Vihdin kirkonkylässä ja joukko Nummelan nähtävyyksiä (tyyliin Vihdin virastotalo, Nummelan harjun vesitorni, ja tietysti tavaratalo HongKong…)

    Omituisia kun olemme, hauskaa oli kaikilla mutta illan kruunasi illallinen Kirkkonummella ravintola Arsené Flipossa. Kun ajaa Veikkolasta kilometritolkulla mutkittelevaa pikkutietä päätyy keskelle ei-mitään, jossa entiseen navettaan on rempattu kurssikeskus josta on rempattu ranskalainen ravintola. Ruoka oli taivaallista ja laatuun nähden hinnoittelu oli aivan kohdallaan. Alkuruuista testasimme Etanat yrttivoissa, Paistetun lohen avokadosalaatilla ja vuohenjuustosalaatin. Pääruuaksi nautimme Siikaa sitruunakatikkeessa ja Paahdettua Ankkaa. Kaikki annokset olivat erinomaisia.  Erityinen kiitos Siian seurana olleelle sitruunavoikastikkeelle joka vei kielen mennessään. Ei köyhä humanisti stadista päivittäin suhaa Kirkkonummelle maksamaan 30 euron pintaan illallisesta, mutta  silloin tällöin sopii hemmotella itseään. Yum.

  • PoP! Goes My Heart!

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    Posted by jukkahoo

    *Sniff*

    Oh, lordylordylordy…

    *ghasp*

    Well, I say. This new Hugh Grant/Drew Barrymore romcom really looks like something that people who started listening to pop music in the early 1980's should love. I've come to the notion, that not only is 12 the Golden Age of  Science Fiction, but also Pop Music. Meaning that the stuff you're into when you're 12'ish, pretty much stays with you for the rest of your life.

    Apparently Hugh Grant listened to CD hits from the 1980's to get a feel for the music of the time. He later met with Martin Fry to learn more about what it meant to be a musician during that era. It was apparently key preparation for this role. Nostalgia trip if anything, this one, methinks.

    PoP! Goes My Heart!