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  • The Dishwasher

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    Posted by Sari

    As the huddled masses who read this thing (that is at least three persons) have asked this, I suppose I must finally unveil the name of the Dishwasher. I am sure you remember my brilliant plot to acquire a dishwasher. And as I have a habit of anthropomorphising machines, it of course needed a name. For reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture, Rabbits are a much discussed subject in our household, so when my sister suggested we name the thing Bulibubu Suuri Kaniini (Bulibubu the Great Rabbit) from Umpahpah, the idea seemed worth developing further. Some sort of rabbit it would be.

    The I remembered a story by world’s funniest man Ephraim Kishon, where he tells about his washing machine Jonathan who desired freedom so much that jumped out of the bathroom during the spin cycle. So I decided that the washing machine would be named rabbit, but in Hebrew. And thanks to the wonders of iformation superhighway my Israeli friend Miri (hi Miri 🙂 sent me an extremely informative e-mail which led me to name the dish-washer – tadaa! – Arnavet. Ninni, an acknowledged authority in drawing rabbits promised to draw a picture we can attach on it.

    All joking aside, it is a wonderful invention. So all hail Josephine Cochrane. I am thinking of giving a party on her birthday.

  • Matrix

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    Posted by Sari

    Our video rental is moving, closer to us. This I found out when we decided to slack off on Easter Sunday and check out some DVD’s. That was the good news. The bad news was that apparently I have not developed any kind of instinct about these things because I insisted we rented Matrix Revolutions. What a waste of money. Sound and fury signifying nothing, to use a clichĂ©.

    The romance did not work, and with that went all the believability of the love conquers everything -theme. I kept shouting “die already” at Trinity in her last scene. The plot (there was a plot?) did not work. Honestly what as going on? The pacing was terrible: boring pseudo-philosophical mumbo-jumbo (all things that have a beginning, have an end…) intercut with massive battle-scenes. The pseudo-philosophical mumbo-jumbo did not work and the allusions to all sorts of messiah-figures were so heavy-handed that the thing was almost a trite allegory. It is not enough to raise questions about life, death, humanity, individuality, free will, reality and causality if you do not do it well enough to get people thinking about these things.

    Me, I am with my sister and her colleague who had a much better ending for Matrix: what if both the Matrix and the Zion world would have been simulations and the purpose of the experiment was to push Neo (a program) into becoming the first AI. That would have been really interesting and would have explained all the plot-holes and logical inconsistensies and the fact that Neo is a bit of a thickie…

    On the plus-side, Carrie-Ann Moss still looks extremely cool, I want Neo’s coat, Hugo Weaving hams brilliantly and the superhero battle at the end was comic-book like to make me feel all nostalgic about 1980s Marvel and DC. But really!

  • Hristos voskres

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    Posted by Sari

    Happy Easter, glad påsk and hyvää pääsiäistä. The lamb is in the oven and Pasha is ready. Chocolaty Arnavets wait to be consumed.

    The Easter was a little more hectic than originally planned as my Mom (you remember her, almost 70 and two artificial hip joints) managed to get her big toe stepped on by our Finnish horse. Being one of the more macho persons I know she was not too bothered about that, just continued to do chores at the stable as usual and drove back home with some difficulty as using the clutch was a bit painful. At home she managed to get the boot off and started to wring blood out of her sock. I said macho, not sensible. She did see the light at this point and asked for help. So in addition to spring cleaning our place I have been shopping and cooking and cleaning for my parents too. But now all is ready and quite lovely, even if I say it myself.

  • Bookmarks

    Posted by jukkahoo

    I stared at the opened Mozilla and what do I see? Nothing. Well, not nothing obviously, but there was certainly something missing. Like them bookmarks.

    Aaargh! All those lovely bookmarks: those regularly-visited sites, those ear-marked-ones for later inspections and ruminations, those slowly digested ones that you visit only occasionally… All gone. Bah-Navka!

    I have no idea what really happened, but I’m blaming Canada. Or possibly this almost-over-the-edge computer of ours. Poor old Mr. Sanders, your time is coming to an end…

    I just wrote “vomputer“. Sounds a bit like a cybernetic wombat. Womputer – the Mechanoid Menace from Down Yonder!

    I had a really bad dilemma at the shop today. We needed to buy some beer, as one does, and headed towards the section where you can purchase Sinebrycoff’s brews, when we saw a huge amounts of Karjala-beer in “mäyräkoira”‘s. (Intermission: “Mäyräkoira” (daschund) is a package of twelve bottles of beer.) Priced €8,49. As opposed to €12 for a similar Finnish lager of Koff, Karhu or Lapin Kulta. Or a lot more for something better.

    One Finnish lager is very much any other Finnish lager. Karhu may have a slightly more full flavour, but in reality, they are all drinkable, light and easy beers. Not like Budwaiser, they are beers fercrissakes!, but nothing really to write home about. The thing is, Koff (as in Sinebrycoff) is our beer, whereas Karjala (as in Hartwall breweries) is their beer. This has all to do with ice-hockey.

    Tough dilemma, loyalty to the team or cheaper beer? Luckily, there was a way out. Karjala is not just their beer, but also the Official Beer of Team Finland! And they had some “mayräkoira’s” with Team Finland -logos! And since our team (Idrottsföreningen Kamraternas i Helsingfors ie. HIFK) has officially started their summer holidays (by winning the Bronze medal match yesterday 3-1 vs. HPK), it’s OK to start cheering for the national team. Phew! Saved by the bell.

    Enjoy the Passion! Nauttikaa kärsimysnäytelmästä!

  • Ruma sana

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    Posted by jukkahoo

    Tämä voi mennä melankolisen tai absurdin puolelle, mutta kirjoitettakoon silti.

    Minä en pidä häviämisestä. Minä vihaan häviämistä. Itse asiassa "vihaaminenkin" lienee hieman alakanttiin osuva kommentti. Minä inhoan sydämeni pohjasta häviämistä. Inhoan ja vihaan. Henkilökohtaista ja kannatuksellista häviämistä.

    Minä olen huonoin tuntemani häviäjä. Olen aina ollut. Lapsena, nuorena, aikuisena, nyt. Aina. Aion jatkaa huonona häviäjänä.

    Tappio on karvain mahdollinen kokemus elämässäni. Se on menettämistä. Muutkin menetykset ovat pahoja, mutta onneksi olen vielä säästynyt niiltä pahemmilta. Näitä lienee tulevaisuudessa tulossa, siitä pitänee elämä ja luonnon kiertokulku huolta. Viimeksi mainittu yritti viime syksyllä, mutta otti sitten kehätuomari keskeytyksellä hienoisesti kuonoonsa. Tähän mennessä ne kirpaisevat menetykset ovat tulleet kärsityistä tappioista. Tappioita on tietysti monenlaisia: on hieman helpommin sulatettavia tappioita, sellaisia joissa yritystä ja uskoa on ollut loppuun saakka; on niitä, joiden tunnustamisen voi hyväksyä aika pian, koska niin nyt vain kävi; ja sitten on niitä, joita ei voi kerta kaikkiaan sisäistää. Niin kuin nyt esimerkiksi tänään, kun HIFK hävisi ratkaisevan välieräkamppailun Oulun Kärpille. Jatkoajalla. Alivoimalla.

    En nyt halua käydä kertaamaan, miksi minusta tämä tappio olisi voitu välttää tai kuka on syyllinen. Tässä vaiheessa moinen ei kerta kaikkiaan enää ole olennaista. Ainoa tosiasia on, että Suomen mestaruuden ratkaisevat joukkueet, joiden peli parhammillaan on todella kaunista ja hienoa jääkiekkoa, mutta joiden yleinen pelikäsitys ja esittämä kuva jääkiekon tulevaisuudesta Suomessa on sellainen, joka yksinkertaisesti johtaa lajin tylsistymiseen ja maajoukkueemme jatkuvaan alamäkeen. SM-liigassa pelataan yleisellä tasolla aika kelvotonta kiekkoa, jossa esim. tämän kauden aikana näkemieni otteluiden yleinen taso on ollut play-offseja lukuunottamatta sellaista sontaa, että pahaa tekee.

    Tuomarit, tuo rakastettu ammattikunta, eivät tätä kisaa (HIFK vs. Kärpät) ratkaisseet. Maalit sen ratkaisivat, ja niitä jyrsijät tekivät yhden ratkaisevan maalin verran enemmän (muutenhan maalit menivät meidän eduksi 15- 11). Tuomarien toiminnasta jokainen saa ja voi olla omaa mieltä. Levonen oli tänään ihan hyvä, Favorin perjantaina Helsingissä ratkaisevilla hetkillä luokattoman huono. Pilli on ihan sitä varten että siihen puhalletaan kun on aihetta, oli rikkeen tekijä sitten meidän tai niiden mies. Muuten olen aika lailla samaa mieltä kuin HS:n kolumnisti tänään: miten ihmeessä pleikkareissa on eri säännöt kuin runkosarjassa? Missä muussa urheilulajissa on näin?

    Enough. Oletan että pitämäni ihmiset ymmärtävät tilanteen merkityksen minulle ja toimivat järkensä valossa ja vaistonsa ohjaamina. Muista ei ole niin väliä.

  • Like Watching a Train Wreck, part two

    Posted by Sari

    I don’t suppose one should really see Scott of the Antarctic and Emmanuel Sandhu in analoguous terms, but there defenitely was a similar feeling of dread while watching him implode on ice and as I had finishing the Scott bio.

    Why, yes, skating is back on the menu.

    Pairs’ Short was very high standard, lots of good clean performances. Again, I thought Petrova/Tikhonov could have edged into first place before Totmianina/Marinin but judges saw it differently. The margins were so small however, that there is no basis for crying foul. The reigning champions did IMO get a gift by being fourth.  The fall was in a major element (side by side triple toeloops), it was very disruptive and they do not have superior basic scating or other elements to counter the fall. So when Zagorska/Siudek, Obertas/Slavnov, Zhang/Zhang and Langlois/Archetto all scated good programs with no or only minor faults, I can’t see why they are as high as they are. There is, of course speed, which is impossible to evaluate on the telly, but are the really that much faster? My favourites of this batch were Zagorska/Siudek who had one of the greatest skates of their lives and Langlois/Acrchetto, though I can see how the fact that they have a throw triple salchow when others are doing loop or even flip might count against them. All Chinese teams have big throws and twists, but there the performances feel sloppy and their spinning is still rather bad. And can I just say that Pang is scarily skinny?

    And because there was no Australian Open, Eurosport showed all compulsary dances. Yay! Midnight Blues looks like a very interesting dance, not that many steps but lots of changes of hold and neat details which us less knowledgeable about intricacies of dance can access. I especially liked the Ina Bauers and that layback-layover dip at the end of the sequence. And I think Beanie and Pocket rocked, this is definitely a dance for them.

    Men’s Short

    At this point my flu was getting the better of me, and was not paying as much attention as I should have, but let me just say that Plushy is king, Joubert was electric, Lindemann kicked ass,  Johnny Weir’s skating looks as good on the television as he does live, I’d pike for Mike and Stephane spins like a top. And yes, my heart bleeds for Sandhu, who left Dr. Sandhu to the qualifier and showed up as Emmanuel Hyde as well as for Ilia who did not do much better. Actually, as my bete noir Tim Goebel had boot problems and did not qualify to worlds, there are no skaters I actually dislike here and can cheer everybody (almost) equally 🙂

  • Like watching a train wreck

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    Posted by Sari

    Gah! I just deleted this really long post by accident. I hate when that happens…

    The post was about Sir Ranulph Fiennes’ biography of Captain Scott which I just finished. Reading it was doubly weird because in addition to the normal fascination/anxiety dicothomy I have when reading about things I know will end up badly was added another layer by the fact that the French-Finnish polar adventurer Dominick Arduin is missing and believed to be dead on her way to the north pole. I noticed myself trying very hard to keep detached from the narrative and not to invest any feeling in the reading experience to be able to finish it. (I never finished Cherry-Garrard’s bio because it was too awful to think of him finding out that Scott, Wilson and Bowers were dying in their tent eleven miles south of One Ton Depot where he was waiting for them.)

    Fiennes bio is a necessary but not wholly successful corrective to Roland Huntford’s “Amundsen and Scott”. It has become evident that Huntford’s debunking of Scott did use its sources selectively and draw from them conclusions which are iffy at best. Fiennes answers Huntford’s accusations in this biography, and because of that I think that it is necessary to be somewhat familiar with earlier debate to be able to enjoy the book fully. Fiennes goes on some detours debunking Huntford which may be quite bemusing if the arguments are not familiar.

    That said, Fiennes does admirable job in rehabilitating Scott from a bumbling imperialistic amateur to one of the great explorers of the last heroic age. His narrative is engaging and his first hand experiences give him an invaluable insight to the psychological and physiological changes humans undergo in extreme circumstances. His experiences of manhauling in the Antarctic also concretely disprove some of Huntford’s accusations of incompetence. He also convincingly shows Scott to have been more flexible more ready to try new and different methods than has previously been supposed. I do, however, still think that even though the decision to use ponies was quite rational and based on previous experiences, the dismissal of dogs after the Discovery expedition’s experiences was more to do with the fact that Scott did not _then_ have anyone along who knew how to handle and feed them than for their unsuitability for the job.

    Unfortunately there are also problems. Firstly, because neither Huntford or Fiennes are historians, both argue from sources without really applying rigorous source critique to all of them. Both tend to be more critical to those sources that disagree with their interpretation. Fiennes is undoubtably right that in a closed community where survival is dependent on getting on with each other letters and diaries become places where negative feelings where given free reign, and thus are not really representative of how individuals really felt about each other. But if lows are unbearably low in the antarctic, then supposedly highs are also sublimely high, and similar caution should be used while quoting the glowing assessments given in same diaries. Fiennes also criticises Huntford’s use of negatively tinted memoirs written long after the expeditions, but fails to note that the caveats he feels Huntford ignores apply also to those more Scott-friendly memoirs he uses. The intervining time, the reputation of Scott and the mentality of the authors should be taken into account in all cases.

    Secondly, Fiennes is so incensed of the debunkers who have taken over the popular image of Scott that he feels it necessary to go into personal details, transcribing at one point a conversation where a fellow biographer called Huntford ‘cracked’. This is totally unnecessary. The cases can be argued on merit and evidence without going into the personalities of those engaged in debate, and doing so actually weakens Fiennes’ case as it makes it seem he has a personal ax to grind.

    ***

    I also finally finished Tom Arden’s fantasy quintett Books of Orokon. I have to admit that the books were a chore from time to time, mainly because I did not connect with the main characters at all. That said, the quintett is incredibly ambitious and linguistically rich quest-story. Arden’s eye for charicature and the grotesque is great, and his experiments with style and narrative mostly come off. China MiĂ©ville would probably not like much his type of intertextuality which does bring attention to the artificiality of the novel’s world, but I found the literary allusions quite interesting and illuminating. The best I can do is say that it is like Mervyn Peake meets Georgette Heyer meets Charles Dickens with rich possibilities for a PoMo or queer readings. Not everybody’s cup of tea, and as I said, being a fan of character-driven fiction the books did leave me a bit cold. Even so, defenitely worth reading.

    And last – and least I have to say – I Finished The Picador collection of contemporary American Short Stories. What can I say. Blah. Four out of forty-two were marginally interesting, none do I feel a need to ever read again. But I will persevere. I think I will try some fantasy next…

  • WOT? No more port wine?

    Posted by jukkahoo

    So I went and saw a doctor today. This time he was the one blond (dyed) haired middle-aged dude, whom I had seen once before, but I can’t seem to place him. Where was this and why? Named Teerijoki (or close, actually more like "Teeri..mmumble.. How do you do?") apparently.

    Had a wee chat, where he told that as far as he can see, the Monday’s pictures look fine and dandy, but since there was no statement from the X-ray doctor, they’d phone me next week with the results. As to the other tests, everything else was well within the normal parameters – even my white cell levels, though they could be a bit higher – except my "virtsahappo" (seems to be uric acid), which was 509 (as opposed to normal range of approx. 190-460). This is a clear indication of a possible gout. A gout!

    No more port wine, then.

    As well as no more smoking. Dr. Teerimumble encouraged me not to start smoking, since (and this here was a bit cryptic in my mind) "one plus one is three in this case". Come to think of it, it makes perfect sense. Occasional cigar now and then is not out of the question, since "secondary smoking is everywhere and one does inhale the bad stuff once and a while".

    I had to ask about excessive drinking, but that apparently is up to the Big Boss ie. Sari. I consider excessive drinking being a bit more than few pints of beer at St. Urho’s Pub every other week.

    All in all, this looks very promising. Dr. Teerimumble said that at this point the risk of renewal is about 20% (after three months) and it’ll slide all the way down to about 5% within the first year. Three years from now we’re talking about a possibility of one percent or less. I think I’ll survive…

  • Hotsipal visit

    Posted by jukkahoo

    Today I visited the Good Old Cancer Hospital and underwent some check-ups ie. blood and a CT.  And no, I have nothing to report on the health-side of things, since I won’t see a doctor until Thursday. So you just HAVE TO WAIT until that. I’ll report ASAP.

    Lots of needlemarks. A prick there, a prick here and a rather frustrated nurse, who apologised profusely for sticking a needle and then some into my arms. Couldn’t find a blood vessel that didn’t burst up the moment she tried to syringe some liquid to it. It really hurts when a needle is being injected to your hand. Imagine that four times. Finally (after six futile attempts) she was able to find a suitable vein from my left arm.

    Which burst right open the moment the scan was done and the iodine supply was shut. Luckily so. Blood all over the place. Didn’t stay for the clean-up. Waiting for Thursday and the verdict – fingers crossed.

    Kothar – Barbarian Swordsman was "eyeofargonish" to the very end. This really makes most rpg-fiction look like Nobel-prize contenders. Terribly satisfying to see, that you can get published, even if you don’t have a single intelligent or new idea in your head. And yes, it’s sad too.

  • Weekly book report

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    Posted by Sari

    Huh, back to English…

    Been reading again:

    Anne Perry is a prolific mystery novelist whose books usually take place in Victorian London. Death of a Stranger is one in a series featuring a private detective William Monk and his wife Hester solving mysteries. I read around four or five of these in States, but though they were well enough written and I liked the "Law and Order" like structure which followed the cases through all the way to the courts, they were more than usually repetetive. I picked up this one mainly because the blurb at the back promised me that Monk who has been suffering from amnesia from the beginning of the series, would finally get his memory back. And it was on sale.  Unfortunately, the novel seemed a bit plodding, and the unremitting focus on the immorality and duplicity of Victorian morals was rather heavy-handed. So I think this will be the last Perry novel for me.

    (And I did not know this when I started reading her few years ago, but there is a six-degrees type rather morbid link to Tolkien. Do you know what? And googling is cheating…)

    I also finished another mystery, Liza Marklund’s superhit Sprängaren (The Bomber), her first novel about crime journalist Annika Bengzon. This I liked quite a bit. It was fast moving, well plotted and interesting mystery.  And compared to Perry, the feminist issues were much better handled. Defenitely a keeper.

    Which is something I can’t say about Michael Moore’s rant against the Republican America, Stupid White Men.  I can see why it was a hit, there is something liberating about just reading a moderately clever rant against something you are also against. Just lock away all critical faculties and enjoy the feeling of outrage for a bit. I mean, the other side has had their populists, so people like Franken and Moore are doing nothing new. But honestly, as an analysis it leaves a lot to be desired and the relentless partinsanship gets a bit tiresome at some point.

    Next up, Russo, more Arden and Ranulph Fiennes writing about Captain Scott.

    Oh, and Jukka has his first check-up since January on monday, bloodtests, CT-scan, the works. Fingers crossed…