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  • Advent calendar 2018 – 18.12

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    Category 11, A book about playing games: Ernest Cline: Ready Player One

    Ready_player_one_finnish_versionSomewhere near future, when climate change has eroded the society, people are spending most of their time in the virtual world called OASIS. The founder of the OASIS has left all his fortune to the first  player who solves the puzzles he has left in the VR. Everybody is trying to crack the puzzles, including a totally amoral company which wants to take over the OASIS and monetize it further.

    This should have been right up my alley. A novel filled with references to the 1980s which was my defining decade. But, but but: firstly, I am not a gamer so all the references to Pac Man and Galaga and other early games went right over my head. Secondly, it was also full of description of movies, games and TV-series and I don't deal well with description. Thirdly, it is very dialogue-heavy novel and as I read it in Finnish it was pretty cringe-worthy – nothing to do with translation, everything to do with Finnish language. And lastly the main character and his stalkery behaviour really turned me off. So once again, a bestseller I really did not like.

    Category 20, a book by a Finncon Guest of Honor: Lois McMasters Bujold: A Civil Campaign

    AcivilcampaignThis Hugo, Nebula and Locus -award nominated novel is part of Bujold's popular space opera series about Miles Vorkosigan, a diminutive scion of a noble house on planet Barrayar. Barrayar has just in few generations reconnected with galactic civilization and has a culture similar to 19th-century Russia or France. This is a delightful romantic romp where Miles tries to woo a widowed noblewoman and does it so very badly. But he learns!

    This is not a good place to start the Vorkosigan series, but it is great fun if you know what has been going on. It is dedicated to Jane Austen, Georgette Heyer, Dorothy L Sayers and Charlotte Brontë, all my favourites and this is a great homage to all of them. It is a romantic comedy but it has a more serious sub-plot: what happens in a society which still relies on primogeniture when it gains access to galactic technology like gene-scanning and ex-utero gestation. This was a re-read, I can't even begin to figure out how many times I have read this.

    Nordqvist Lady Green Tea

    Green sencha with cherry and vanilla aromas. 75-80 degrees, brew for 1-2 minutes. The tea-flavour is quite delicate, and vanilla overpowers rest. The fragrance has cherry in it. One of the more successful Nordqvist teas, this, if a bit bland.

     

  • Advent calendar 2018 – 17.12

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    Category 16, SF comic: Christin & Mézières: Valerian, Tuhannen planeetan valtakunta (L'Empire des mille planetes)

    Valerian Besson's Valerian film is apparently loosely based on this particular Valerian and Laureline adventure, though I failed to find anything more than really vague similarities. I have never read any Valerian comics, and I saw the film first so this was an interesting reading experience. The movie was a disjointed but intereresting-looking SF-adventure, the bande dessinée was… okay, I guess? 

    The thing is that it was really good example why I and comics have a troubled relationship. Take the beginning of the BD: on first page there are four(?) panels with text on the left side and one picture on the right. I read all the text and forgot to look at pictures. I just don't do well with visual media.

    I do have to say the film got Valerian totally wrong.

     

    Category 39, SF book that uses mythologies: Ian Watson: Converts

    Converts-2Ian Watson, the extremely chatty and fun British ex-pat living in Spain was GoH at this years Swecon and thus landed on my reading-list again. I am picking his Converts for this category, because I thougt it would be interesting to have a science fiction novel in this category instead of fantasy about Kirshna and Arjuna or what not.

    In converts humans discover a serum that can make them superhuman, give them whatever they secretly most desire: the millionaire sponsor of the research turns into Ariel, a small flying sprite, while one of the people changes into a tree. Fundamentalists find this an abomination and the experiment turns into a debate and a battle between them and the changed. (Which makes for a nice word play in the title of the book)

    The idea of transformations comes from Ovid's Metamorphoses, and the changed are like a new bunch of greek gods among humans, so that is my mythology connection. A bit thin, I admit, but there you go. It is an interesting,cerebral and not very happy novel, where the characters are a bit flat but ideas are good. Defenitely worth reading.

     

    Nordqvist Kenia

    Kenia as a bagged black tea from  – as the name suggests Kenya. It seems at the moment to be available only in Nordqvist's assortments. It is black tea in a teabag. Beats Lipton, but is nothing to write home about.

  • Advent calendar 2018 – 16.12.

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    And off to the Dog fair we go for another day. Mogens has a day off after being at the show yesterday almost 12 hours but Arda will be in the ring, and I'll be at the breed stand. So, another one book day:

    Category 18, AF book with lgbt+ main character: Tim Pratt: The Wrong Stars

    Wrong starsTim Pratt's The Wrong Stars is a really entertaining Science Fiction novel. There are aliens, both the ally and the enemy kind,  post-humans, an AI, a ship's crew bonding with each other, politics, exploration – almost anything really you could ask for a space SF adventure. And also one of my favourite space travel tropes ever: People in so called goldilocks ships have been travelling in suspended animation to far reaches of space but when they wake up they find out FTL has been invented and places they have been travelling to colonize have already been colonized.

    Elena, a crew member of Goldilocks ship Anjou is picked up by a salvage vessel White Raven and its motley crew near the outer reaches of the solar system. Soon they are on a rescue mission to save Elena's crew from menacing aliens – with the help of a member of the alien race called The Liars, because they lie all the time. This makes things a bit difficult.

    As I said, it is really entertaining space opera. This is a category that a lot of my SF reading would have fitted in, but I thought The Wrong Stars would be great fit because there is a nicely written romance between the main characers, Elena and White Raven's captain Cally, but it is not  be all and end all of the novel, just one aspect.

     

    Lipton Russian Earl Grey

    Earl Grey, as we all know, gets its distinctive taste from bergamot oil. Russian Earl Grey is a version, where the citrus flavour is intensified by adding lemon peal, orange peal or lemon grass into the tea. Lipton's version has lemon and cornflower in addition to bergamot. As it is lipton, the black tea itself is pretty bad quality, and the citrus flavours are also quite bland. Not a favourite.

  • Advent calendar 15.12.

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    Today has been spent doing doggy things at Messukeskus Hesinki Winner show, I am totally beat. But Mogens got his third CAC and thus became Finnish Show Champion! We were also part of Myheels breeder's group, so we got to go the big ring (there were lights, and live band, screens and whatnot) – somehting I never ever in my wildest dreams thought we would ever do! So only one book today:

    Category 38: SF book based on a TV-series: Gareth Roberts: Luolamies Lontoossa

    Doctorwho_luolamies_lontoossa_kirjaThere were two Dr. Who novels published in Finland when I was a kid. The TV series was never on, so I totally lacked the context for the books (Doctor Who and the Auton invasion and Doctor Who and the Cavemonsters), but I loved the books, they were exciting and just scary enough. When New Who began, WSOY published few Dr. Who novels, first of which was Luolamies Lontoossa (Only human).

    This was nice and very Dr Who -like adventure where Rose and Nine travel to the time of the Neanderthals and meet other time travellers while Captain Jack stays in modern London to help an accidentally time-travelling Neanderthal to familiarize himself with modern world and London. It could have been a nice episode, much better than many a Dr. Who episodes, and I can hear Rose and Nine while reading their dialogue so it felt very familiar and "right". Also, Jukka wrote the introduction.

     

     Snow Chrysanthemum Flower Tea

    A gift from a friend from China, this rare snow daisy tea is a quite strange but in the end enticing flower infusion. The flower grows on Kunlun mountains and it is purported to have health benefits from lowering blood pressure to lowering blood sugar. Be that as it may, the drink is nice and red, and when brewed in a glass pot, you can watch the flowers opening up. The taste is flowery, but with  a strong after taste of dill. About 2 grams of flowers for cup, add the water at boiling point, and the infusion is ready when it turns red.

  • Advent calendar 2018 – 14.12.

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    Category 13, A Drabble Collection: David E Blake (ed.): The Drabble Project

    DrabbleWhat else would I pick for this category than the original collection, a hundred stories with hundred words each from both amateurs and professional writers like Isaac Asimov, Brian Aldiss and Larry Niven. Drabbles have always seemed me perfect examples of writer's form, it is something that writer and readers who are also writers seem to be more interested than plain readers. Or I could be projecting. Be that as it may, this was a bit of an empty excercise, it is like reading pitches for stories, not the stories themselves.

    Category 37: A book made into a TV-series: Jim Butcher: Storm Front, book 1 of the Dresden files

    I think we pretty much made my opinion of the noir detective story clear when we talked about Gun with Occasional Music. StormFront UK So yeah, no. Harry Dresden is a wizard and a private detective taking on supernatural crimes. He has a cat, a rubbish car and a number of females making eyes at his stupid stunts and sexsism. It is quite decently written, true to its noir genre, and if you like that – and supernatural urban fantasy, this might very well be for you. It was not for me.

    Organic Chinese Matcha

    As I have been completely mesmerised by Australian Masterchef, I have started using matcha in cooking. It gives a nice a bit  bitter twist to baked stuff. This is slightly higher grade of matcha than the one I use for cooking, but by no means a high end powder. Matcha tea is made by adding few grams of powder to 2 dl's of water heated up to 90 degrees. Traditionally it is then whisked in bowl with a bamboo whisk. I use an electric champagne whisk. The taste is nice, but I still find the consistency strange: tea should not be powdery.

  • Advent calendar 2018 – 13.12

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    Category 12, A book based on a game or game world: John DeChancie: From Prussia with Love (Castle Falkenstein)

    PrussiaCastle Falkenstein is one of Jukka's favourite tabletop roleplaying games. It is situated in an alternative steampunky 19th-century Europe where Ludwig II of Bavaria, snatched from our world, rules with the aid of faerie. This tie-in novel has the Bavarian intelligence officers spying against Bismarck's Prussia which has developed a steam-based missiles.

    From Prussia with Love is actually pretty decent for a tie-in novel. There are a number of familiar historical and fictional characters from Bismarck to van Helsing and Captain Nemo, airships, space program, magical mirrors, dwarves, assassins and a wonderful chase scene in the sewers of Paris. There are no deep character studies or social critique, but as an adventure it works quite well. It might also be my reading habits, but I found it nice change to have the story mostly situated on the continent instead of Britain.

     

    Category 36, a book where food plays major part: C.J. Cherryh: Foreigner

    ForeignerC.J. Cherryh has written my favourite SF novel ever, Cyteen, and I have yet to read a book of hers I didn't like. Foreigner is the first part of a series or a sequence of novels that is nwt 19 novels long and keeps growing. In it a human spacecraft miscalculates a hyperspace jump and ends up in a foreign part of space with no way back home. They find a liveable planet and only later realize there is a native sentient spieces, the Atevi, living there.  The novels center around the human ambassador/interpreter Bren Cameron and his efforts to survive, understand the Atevi culture and mediate between humans and the Atevi. 

    I binge read about twelve (I think?) of these this year. Bren is a typical Cherryh protagonist: insecure, stressed and scared inside but projecting competence and calm outside. Why this is in the food category is, that many of the Atevi foods are deadly poisonous to humans, and Bren has to be extremely careful about what he eats – every meal is a potential death-trap.

    Though this series is nowhere as good as Alliance Union -series, there is lot to like. I liked the effort of making Atevi seem truly alien, though it is not always succesful. I also liked the way humans were split into space-living and planet-bound cultures (very usual for Cherryh) and I was entertained by the from one disaster to another plot this (and the subsequent) books have.

    Nordqvist: Valkoinen Elefantti

    This is a white tea with apple, pear and grenadine aromas. 75-80 degrees, brew for 2-3 minutes. The taste is very bland, sort of uniformly sweet without any after taste. Not one of my favourites.

  • Advent calendar 2018 – 12.12.

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    Category 15, An SF book with a female main character: Emma Newman Before Mars 

    Before marsEmma will appear on this list another time, I interviewed her at Åcon, so I have been reading and re-reading her stuff this year. Before Mars is a story of Anna Kubrin, a geologist and an artist dispatched to the permanent base on Mars both to do geology and paint pictures for the millionaire financing the mission. From the beginning Anna feels something is off. She finds  note from herself, and begins to wonder if she has been made to forget something or if she is going mad.

    Before Mars is on the same continuum as Planetfall and After Atlas, and it has the same preoccupation with power structures and mental health as the other two novels. It is intense and paranoid and excellent. I especially appreciated the exploration of Anna's relationship with her infant child, the alienation of not feeling what you are told you must believe towards your offspring.

     

    Category 35, Dystopian SF book: Kim Stanley Robinson: New York 2140

    2140I did put this as number one on my Hugo ballot. I have loved almost everything Robinson has ever written, and this, I thought, was excellent look at society, economy and climate change with wonderful re-emagining New York as half-sunken city. In 2140, water levels have risen radically, but despite short periods of turmoil society has not collapsed. Capitalist economy has managed to keep inventing financial instruments which allow it keep reaping the benefits of others labour, and if and when a collapse comes the state will always bail them out. The cycle keeps going.

    Robinson has multiple point of view characters from street urchings to hedge fund managers, hackers to broadcasters who all have a connection to the old Met Life building which – so very appropriately – is surrounded by water like rest of the Lower Manhattan, but still functions as an apartment building. There is treasure hunting, huge storm, an ice bear in a dirigible and plot to undermine the financial system of the country.

    I hesitate to call this dystopia, though many have said so. The society has not collapsed due changing circumstances, there has been massive loss life, but humanity has kept going – locally and globally – so far. And the book is about revolution, people banding together to build a better future. I found it intriguing and inspiring, and loved, loved, loved the way Robinson depicts New York in this novel.

    Pukka peppermint & licorice

    So not a tea as such, but peppermint and licorice infusion made out of ethically sourcerd (according to the bag) licorice root and peppermint leaves. It is a funny taste. First you get a hit of the peppermint like with Mahgreb tea, and then you get this really, really sweet licorice after taste. I wasn't sure at first if I liked it but on reflection it works quite well. I might try this chilled in summer.

  • Advent calendar 2018 – 11.12.

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    Category 33, YA Book: Diana Wynne Jones: House of Many Ways and Kij Johnson: The River Bank

    House of many waysThis, again, is bit of a cheat. These are not precicely YA books, rather nearer middle grade ones. But they are both books with enough craftmanships and layers for adults to enjoy and not just nostalgically. House of Many Ways is situated in the same world than Howl's Moving Castle and Castle in the Air. Charmain Baker just wants to read and work in the king's library, but gets mixed up in all sorts of trouble when she is ordered to take care of the house of his great-uncle, the sorcerer.  I am rationing DWJ's novels because there will sadly be no new ones, and I want to savour every word.

    This is a delightful romp but also has things to say about gender roles and responsibilites. I also loved the very real pre-teen/teenagery ways Charmain and Peter tackle the problems of taking care of magical house.

    RiverbankKij's The River Bank takes us back to see Ratty, Mole, Badger and of course Toad of the Toad Hall who is naturally getting into all kinds trouble. It captures the magic and the language of the original but interrogates the all-male world of Wind in the Willows by adding female characters who are not there for the male characters but have their own stories and own agendas. Really succesful intertext which respects the original but updates it to this day.

    TeeHelmi: Lapsang Souchong Grand Jardin

    It took me some time to get used to the smoky flavour of Lapsang Souchong, and it is still not my favourite tea. But there are times when the strong flavour is just what the doctor ordered. This is a very nice and soft Lapsang Souchong, the smoke does not overpower everything, though it is dominant. Water 95 degrees and brewing time 2 minutes, says the instructions, I usually brew it for little less time as I don't want the tea to taste too smoky and bitter.

  • Advent calendar 2018 – 10.12.

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    Category 10, An SF book made into a movie: Susan Cooper: The Dark is Rising

    PimeaIn this classic, young Will Stanton wakes up on his 11th birthday to find out he is last of the old ones, the time travelling chain of servants of light fighting the ever-rising dark. His task is to gather all the six signs of light.

    There was a cool Twitter reading group for Dark is Rising last Christmas, where we read the book "as it happened", that is we read the chapters that happened on a particular day on that day. It really helped to get into the book, and managed to capture something from the first childhood reading which totally blew my mind. As a kid this was my favourite of the series, and it still one of the most evocative fantasies ever. But as an adult, I have to say my favourite is Greenwitch with its wonderful depiction of women and bonds between them. The less said about the atrocious american film The Dark is Rising, the better.

    Category 34, Academic article or book about SF: Rob Latham (ed.): Science Fiction Criticism. An Anthology of Essential Reading.

    Sf criticismThis is a collection of writings about Science Fiction, both from writers and critics. It is split into thematic categories, and within those categories the articles are in chronological order, so you can follow through how the thinking on terms and themes have changed through the years. At the end of each category there is also an extremely helpful list of additional reading. 

    I suspect this collection might well become the standard 101 collection for universities. Teachers can assign either thematic whole or just appropriate articles. As a whole it gives a comprehensive and interesting picture of SF research from the early days when it was mainly people inside SF ghetto who were engaging with their literature to modern day when the dialogue between critics and practitioners is opening up to include more mainstream literary criticism.

    English breakfast tea (with milk)

    This English breakfast is in classic English teabags (no string), and is from a touristy "Keep Calm and Carry On" tin. I have no idea which firm provided the teabags, but they sure do the job. 95-100 degree water, leave the bag in the cup for so long that the tea basically looks like coffee, add milk and enjoy! The best thing ever on a cold morning.

  • Advent calendar 2018 – 9.12.

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    Category 7, SF Short Story Collection: Den Fantastiska Julen (ed. John-Henri Holmberg)

    Den+fantastiska+julenThis is a re-read of this excellent collection from 1985, edited by the Worldcon 75 guest of honor, John-Henri Holmberg. A swedish speaking friend recommended this for me years a go, and I have read and re-read bits and pieces of it on most Christmases. If this collection was being done today, one would defenitely make note of that all the stories in this anthology are by men, and I assume that even in 1985 a little work could have been put into a more representative sample. But on the other hand, SF stories about Christmas is a bit of a nieche genre, and the stories in the collection are, though representatives of their time, all strong ones. My favourite is John Christopher's Julrosor (Christmas Roses), a melancholy story about space travel in solar system.

    Category 31, A biography of a person connected to SF: James Doohan and Peter David: Beam Me Up Scotty

    ScottyWe have almost all autobiographies of TOS-actors. DeForest Kelley never wrote one, and we don't have Nimoy's first and more famous one "I Am Not Spock", just his later one "I Am Spock". I picked Doohan's because his life seemed quite interesting outside Star Trek. This is actually written by Peter David based on hours upon hours of interviews with Doohan. It is chatty and anecdotal and because it is transcription, not stylistically terribly interesting.

    But Doohan did have an interesting life. He fought on Juno beach on D-day and was wounded the next night. His life was saved by cigarette case given to him by his brother, but he lost a finger – you can catch it in the Trouble With Tribbles where he is carrying a whole lot of them in his arms. After being wounded, he joined Air Observation unit and flew planes for the rest of the war. Apparently he once weaved between telephone poles with his plane just to show it could be done. After that, rest of his life, even the Star Trek bit seems a bit tame. The autobiography has episode by episode recollection of his time on Star Trek series and movies, and has a poignant ending where he sort of makes peace with his estranged alcoholic father.  Enjoyable, if you are into Star Trek.

    Darjeeling Muscatel

    Darjeeling, a (mainly) black tea from Bengal is one of my favourites, and Darjeeling Muscatel, the second flush picked after certain flies have fed on the tea bushes, is really tasty. Ask ten persons what muscatel tastes like you get ten different answers. The common denominator is something sweet, fruity and a bit burnt. Honestly, I don't think I could get muscatel flavour right in a blind taste test, but this tea, a gift from a friend is absolutely lovely. It is delicate and a bit sweet but the flavours are those of tea, not other flavourings.