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  • Blech :-(

    Posted by Sari

    If Facebook is any indication, everybody seems to be having a flu right now. And so am I. At the moment I am quite unable to speak. Nothing but weak whispers come out of my mouth. Jukka says he can't hear me on the phone. I am also still running a fever after a whole week of feeling crappy. Blablabla, woe is me. So here are some happy things:

    1. Congrats to Hannu for his publishing deal, it is truly honestly humongous news.

    2. Here is an older picture of Myy and our Andalusian stallion Aguador. They are cute and make me feel better

    Aku ja Myy

  • Squeaky Clean

    Posted by jukkahoo

    Been a while since I blogged. Sorry about that.

    It's been kinda busy, work is currently fairly important and takes occasionally quite a lot of time, overtime that is. Hopefully that'll change, as I really like my personal time and hobbies as opposed to more money (which certainly is not a bad thing).

    Went to Turun kirjamessut and interviewed Jukka M. Heikkilä about his new novel, Germania. It is a really nice piece of historical fiction, taking place in the year 20AD during the reign of caesar Tiberius (hence the man in the cover) and exploring the wilds of German wilderness, where Rome is just the name of the neighbour beyond the river Rhein. Good stuff, with more than a nod toward Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness as inspiration for the plot, but in a good way.

    Heikkilä has written six novels of Ancient times so far and has really grown into a proper workman of the field. He's not going to be named a Nobel prize candidate any day soon, but he is a very good craftsman, knows his period and yarns a good story. Additional kudos for writing characters that feel real to the period. You can catch our double act at the Helsinki Book Fair the 23rd of October, at the Takauma-stage.

    I spend the night at the house of fellow WH and my bloodbrother herra Koljonen, whose horsebrutality was (as always) excellent! Special citation goes to the 17-year old Glengoyne that we finished during the night. Slainte! Other highlight was the revealing of the Wonderful Library of Mr. Koljonen. Very impressive shelving!

    Saturday was rather tiresome. No fault due to company, met most of the usual suspects (sadly missed busy master Roimola) and enjoyed great chats with Ipa, TeroY, Juri, TeroN, Anne, Boris, Harri, Insinööri, Markku and the rest. No, the reason for my tiredness was the day before, for I had woken up at around 4somethingAM and worked before hopping on the train and to Turku, where after the fair we went to Hannu's place and… well, ate, bathed and drunk quite a lot. Merry times. Good times.

    I would've liked to spend more time in Turku (ah, the Olden Days when I was young and carefree and crashed with people… gone, but not forgotten), but opted for night bus and coming home to tend my fair – if ill – lady. And of course, Martti and Myy.(More dogblogging coming rsn, due to public demand.)

    Sunday has been spent mostly recuperating. I needed that. I mean – this Book Fair business is fun and all, but also very demanding.

    Some sad news, but more importantly, some really good news. I have decided not to attend Kontext, which takes place in four weeks in Uppsala. Both time and money, but mainly time, are to blame. Too little of both, I'm afraid. So, no fun Swefans, no Jon Courtenay Grimwood. Darn.

    "But, alas!", he says triumphiantly. My doctor called and informed that as of this day (Friday to be exact) I am well and truly recovered from my NHL. It's done, it's over. No more.

    Me like. I was a bit inconvinienced by my extra catscan, but if I understand correctly, it was only due to the misunderstanding of the original X-Ray person, who scanned just a fraction too little. Hence the need to scan my neck. I actually spoke with someone during the Turku Book Fair about him having to have gone throught the very same thing with another illness. Nevertheless, I was a bit anxious between the scans and the final call.

    So, lymphoma over and done with. Yay! Hence the title.

    Doesn't of course mean that I would never get another cancer in the future. I know and I will be keeping my eye on things. Like all youse people ought to! Any curious lumps or feeling too tired or painful or something? Go see a doctor and have a check-up. Doesn't matter how old or young you are. Do it anyway. You feel a lot better afterwards, when nothing is found. And doubly better, if something is found and the treatment can begin! Trust me on this.

    Tero has already told (that is if you read Turu Mafia Zine)that we're guest-blogging on Ecstatic Days. Yikes! I'm already at the same time shivering with anticipation and utter dread and terror. Should be an interesting experience.

    Now, more chilling and chocolate.

  • Taas yksi osoitus keski-ikäytymisestä

    Posted  by Sari

    Näissä kunnallisvaaleissa on ehdolla yllättävän komea rypäs ystäviä ja hyvänpäiväntuttuja.

  • Paisa Vasool

    Posted by Sari

    Okay, I am an unashamed SRK fan-girl and I don’t think I’ll ever grow out of it, so it is not a great surprise that Om Shanti Om was the most fun I have had in a movie theatre since forever. Farah Khan’s chart-busting hit has really everything and the kitchen sink in it. I don’t think any modern indian film I have seen has captured the filmi concept of paisa vasool (money’s worth) as well as this, Farah Khan’s homage to Bollywood, SRK and Manmohan Desai. Om Shanti Om is a reincarnation movie. In the first part filmi bit player Om Prakash Makhija falls for superstar Shantipriya, and dies trying to save her from a fire. After the intermission Om reinkarnates as Om Kapoor, scion of Bollywood royalty and bratty superstar. He starts to remember his previous life and begins to hatch a plan to exact revenge for Shanti’s murder.

    SRK is fit, Arjun Rampal is surprisingly effective villain, newcomer Deepika Padukone is gorgeous heroine, everything looks wonderful, the songs are great – even the übermelodramatic Phantom of the Opera homage Dastaan at the end of the film – but what makes the film work are the absolutely non-stop inside jokes on Bollywood film industry and on Sharukh himself. Some of the jokes are extended scenes like the hilarious Dard-e-Disco (pain of disco) item number Om Kapoor performs in a movie where he plays a blind, deaf, mute amputee about to see his love to marry another, Some are just throw away lines, like the moment in the red carpet scene (one of the many Singing in the Rain homages in the film), where Asawari Joshi as superstar Rajesh Kapoor’s wife delivers perfectly her self-satisfied “Ya myself lovely” –line.

    It is not a movie for Bollywood newbie as most of its humour depends on knowing something about Bollywood. It is not a movie for a cinephile as it is not really that great a movie – Main Hoon Na was much better as a film. But especially on the big screen with an audience wolf whistling to Sharukh’s sixpack it is just what the doctor ordered: Paisa vasool.

     

  • Metsäilyä

    Posted by Sari

    Jukka jäi eilen kotiin Myyn kanssa kun minä ja Martti lähdettiin kaverien kanssa sienimetsäänKartantarkastelua
    Siuntion lehtojensuojelualueelle. Suppilovahveroita ja kanttarelleja löytyi korillinen joten päätimme sitten lähteä katsomaan pientä koskea Siuntionjoessa. Muuten hyvä mutta korkeuseroa oli ihan mukavasti joten tuli kyllä jos jonkinlaisille lihasryhmille harjoitusta. Ja oli se koskikin ihan oikea koski, ei niitäkään ihan liikaa pääse näkemään. Ainut ikävämpi puoli oli että onnistuin tiputtamaan kännykkäni jonnekin metsään, joten jos on tarvis tavoitella hetimiten, soittakaa Jukalle, alkuviikosta on varmaan jo uusi simkortti ja oma numero toimii.

    Martti oli ensimmäistä kertaa mukana pitemmällä metsäreissulla vapaana ja käyttäytyi täydellisesti. Hän pysyi kiltisti koko ajan ihan lähettyvillä ja pääsi ylä- ja alamäkeen treenaamaan selkälihaksia oikein kunnolla. Lehtojensuojelualueella kun tietenkään ei kaatuneita puita korjata mihinkään niin pikkumies sekä ryömiskeli niiden ali että pienen harkinnan jälkeen myös hyppäsi maassa makaavien yli päästäkseen eteenpäin.  Pari kuvaakin saatiin korvat pystyssä, joskin kuvakulmat ovat hiukan um, taiteellisia…
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    Martti01

  • Booksy post

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    Posted by Sari

    I rather think I am now on top of my reading-list. This should be it. How weird. I have also read Temeraire, but if you want to know what I thought about that, go and get yourself the next Tähtivaeltaja. I feel like a bad fan because it is the only genre novel I have read for awhile, if you don't count maybe marginally fantastic Russell and Mitchell.

    Mary Doria Russell: Dreamers of the Day

    Mary Doria Russell’s first novel, The
    Sparrow was one of the better books I have read, and it’s beauty and horror
    lingered on in my mind, so much so that I have never read the sequel because it
    would either be as harrowing as the original or it would not be as harrowing
    and would tarnish the excperience of reading the Sparrow.

    Dreamers of the Day, which I bought because
    it is an Arabian Lawrence novel and written by Russell is a very different
    animal. It is a story of Agnes Shanklin, an 
    accidental heiress (influenza has killed all her relatives) who takes a
    Cooks tour trip to Cairo
    in 1921. There she and her dachshund Rose bump into the bigwigs of the Europe who are splitting up near-east in the aftermath of
    the First World War. As Agnes’s late sister knew Lawrence, she gains access to their circle,
    and is able to observe the process from the outside.

    Dreamers of the Day is surprisingly quiet
    and reflective novel and even though Russell stated that her inspiration was to
    open up the history of the crises in the modern Middle East, the story in the
    end is less about Lawrence, Churchill and Gertrude Bell, and more about Agnes
    and her growth. Which is fine by me, because I absolutely loved her, she must
    rank as one of my favourite protagonists ever.  Beautiful novel, whimsical ending, great
    protagonist and an interesting glimpse to the conference which shaped the
    modern Middle East. There is no bad here.

    David Mitchell: Black Swan Green

    Mitchell’s
    Black Swan Green is very different from his earlier output, it is pretty much
    no-frills bildungsroman, a month of the life of a young boy growing up in a
    small town, Black Swan Green of the title during the Falklands
    war. Jason is thirteen, stammers and writes poetry under a pseudonym so that
    his mates won’t find out.

       I am
    not sure why I liked this very realistic growing-up story so much better than
    the more imaginative and symbolic Kafka on the Shore, but I did. Perhaps it is
    because Black Swan Green communicates so well the feel of the 1980s, and I was
    about Jason’s age in 1982. I also liked how aware Jason is of the complex and
    fragile hierarchies at school and at playground, there was something terribly
    honest and lifelike in his calculating efforts to stay in middle of the pack. Finally,
    as with all Mitchell’s books I have so far read, as a novel it is impeccable. The
    structure is carefully thought out, the register never falters, and the
    language sings. I did not expect to like this book, but darn, I did. And for those who like their prose in Finnish,
    Sammakko is publishing Black Swan Green in Finnish in October.

     Alan Hollinghurst: Swimming-Pool Library

    Hollinghursts
    Booker-winning Line of Beauty is instantly recognisable vision of 1980s thatcherite
    Britain
    and managed quite brilliantly juxtapose the new Tory elite and pre-AIDS gay
    scene with each other. Swimming-pool library juxtaposes two different gay
    experiences with each other as it alternates between the modern(ish) day
    exploits of Will Beckwith and the diaries of elderly Lord Nantwich whose
    biography Will is engaged to write. It is an intelligent, well structured book
    wich carefully teases out the the contrasts and comparaisons between periods,
    between gay as other and other as oriental, but somehow I found it much colder
    than Line of Beauty, perhaps because Will is not particulary sympathetic
    protagonist.

     Steven Saylor: Roma

    There is a
    genre of historical novels, where the author follows the lives of a family or a
    place (or both) through centuries. Edward Rutherfurd has made a career out of
    them. Saylor, known best from his Roma Sub Rosa –series of mysteries set in the
    ancient Rome,
    takes a crack at the genre with his tale of roman republic from the foundations
    of the city to Caesar and Augustus. It is necessarily episodic tale following
    the members of the same family through the seven odd hundred years. Though
    Saylor’s knowledge and scope are commendable, I found the whole less than
    satisfying. I tend to dislike novels where point of view characters change, and
    thus every time got into the rhythm of the narrative, the story changed. This
    of course, is not so much a problem with the book but with the reader.

     Edward Marston: Painted Lady

    Painted
    Lady is a part of a series, and avery run of the mill detective story set in
    regency London, where architect Christopher Redmayne and a puritan constable
    Jonathan Bale investigate the murder of a lord whose beautiful wife was the
    object unwanted affections of a party of unsavoury men about town. It is
    difficult to put a finger to why I was less than enthused about the book, maybe
    it is that even if the scenes between Araminta and her maid might pass the
    Bechdel test, the female characters are still so noticeably thinner than male
    characters that it lessens my enjoyment of otherwise passable historical
    mystery.

     Thomas Pakenham: Scramble for
    Africa

    As we seem
    to be in the middle of a new scramble for Africa, it was very educational to
    read about the first one. Pakenham’s Scramble for Africa is a basic primer to
    how the European states took over Africa in a pretty much unplanned scramble,
    extended their european rivalries to that continent and created the divisions which
    plague Africa even today. The book jumps all over the continent, trying to tell
    the story in a roughly chronological order, but manages even so to create
    fairly lucid narrative, and the story itself is nothing less than fascinating.
    This is an old-fashioned narrative history about the imperial powers and their
    actions, and thus Africans themselves are pretty much reduced to objects of
    conquest without any voice of their own. Considering the scope of the book,
    this is defendable approach, but if one wants to have an even half-way accurate
    picture of the history of the period in Africa, other books written with other
    viewpoints and with a more theoretical approach are a must.

    Rex Stout: Fer-de-Lance

    As I now
    own all but one of Stout’s Wolfe books, I was struck by a desire to re-read
    them in order. After Sayers Stout is my favourite mystery writer because of his
    characters and his language. The great big polysyllabics rolling from Wolfe’s
    tongue just get me every time…  First on
    the list was Fer-de-Lance, the book that introduced Archie and Wolfe to the
    world in 1634. Here Fred Durkin brings Wolfe a case of a missing  Though Archie is remarkably like himself, and
    most of Wolfe’s eccentricities are present, the series is this inaugral
    adventure still finding its feet, and I would not recommend it as a starting
    point for a novice. The murder is rather over-the-top (a poisoned dart in a
    golf-club), and I found the resolution less satisfactory than many other Wolfe
    novels. Average but still enjoyable.

  • Interesting times

    Posted by Sari

    Via Cheryl I learn that US government is now sponsoring Manchester United, and via TOR that Scientific American has republished Benoit Mandelbrot's article on how fractals can explain stock markets. If you add silly people going on about the end of the world and the LHC, there really is a sort of England in early 1650's vibe going on…

    Okay, yes. Back to work. Then to WSOY to party 🙂

  • Shopping spree

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    Posted by Sari

    Today begins my open university Cultural history 101 course on the net, so I have a perfect excuse to hang in teh internets all day 🙂 And welcome if you googled yourself here. In keeping with that theme I want to reflect on change. I was trying to find the right translation for "verkkokurssi" from my dictionary, but the poor thing did not recognize the word. So I went to MOT via Nelli (don't you just love all the contrived acronyms) – which was much more bothersome than grabbing the dictionary next to me – only to be told that the state of the art university strength digital dictionary did not know the word either. Pshah, I say unto you, what is the use of digital dictionary if it is not updated often enough. And don't tell me "verkkokurssi" is not an established concept. Okay. That was not so much a reflection as a rant, but whatever.

    Ostokset
    The shopping spree of the title is one of those good changes we have seen in Helsinki over last 15 or so years. And that is the variety of ethnic shops where you can get many wonderful things to spice up your life. We noticed that the spice rack was looking a bit depleted and went to Hakaniemi. Jukka determinedly kept me a way from all the shops that sell and rent Bollywood movies, but even so we managed to aquire a nice collection of all sorts of strange drinks (Jukka's speciality) and other stuff. You can't believe how much cheaper nori is at Oriental Supermarket than at the corner shop… I already dug out the indian cookbook and we had some potatoes in yogurt and curried green beans yesterday. Yum.

  • Hobbies clash

    Posted by Sari

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    This weekend we had a slight hobby clash as Jukka is at Comics festival and I went to Porvoo to a dog show with Martti, who was expertly shown by Eeva and walked away with his second certificate and the best of breed trophy, proudly pictured on the left.  My previous dogs have been mixed breed so this was a first time at a proper big dog show with hundreds and hundreds of participants. It was fun and Martti behaved like a perfect gentleman all the time. Tomorrow we go to meet other Kennel Marmalade heelers, should be fun :-)  Jukka – I understand – will surprisingly be going to the comics festival. That would have been fun too, but at the moment I am pretty much all about the awesomeness of Martti the wonder dog (not forgetting the zen-like cuteness of Myy), so no contest, really.

  • Kaupunkisuunnittelua

    Posted by Sari

    Jos haluaa pohdiskella vähän pidemmälle mietittyjä visioita
    pääkaupunkiseudun ja sen ympäryskuntien tulevaisuudesta niin täältä voisi käydä
    katsomassa Greater Helsinki Vision –kilpailun tuloksia. Siitä tulee ehkä vähän
    viisaammaksi kun pääidioottimme Hesarissa esitellyistä himmeleistä vaikka kovin visionääristä korujargonia sielläkin harrasteetaan. Minähän en ole kaupunkisuunnittelun
    asiantuntija enkä edes esitä sellaista 
    telkkarissa. Lisäksi olen kantakaupungissa
    kasvaneena sitä mieltä että omakotitalossa asuminen on jonkin sortin sairautta. En siis voi väittää suhtautuvani puistokaupunkirakentamiseen mitenkään objektiivisesti. Silti väitän että käsitys siitä että aluekeskukset pystyisivät
    houkuttelemaan tarpeellisen määrän työpaikkoja tuntuu aika utopistiselta. Puhumattakaan siitä että a) ihmiset vaihtavat
    nykyään työpaikkoja aivan toiseen tahtiin kuin ennen ja b) pullantuoksuisia kotivanhempia
    on ihan taloudellisistakin syistä jo harvassa. Eli jos vaikka saataisiinkin
    jollain ihmellä kysyntää vastaavia työpaikkoja lähelle omakotialueita, silti
    sieltä helposti suhattaisiin jopa kahdella autolla muuallekin kuin vain
    Ideaparkiin.

    Itse olen todella ihan kaupunki-ihminen, yksi suurimmista plussista tässä uudessa länsihelsinkiläisessä lähiössä sijaitsevassa kämpässä oli se että tornitalo/kierrostalo/pienkerrostalo viheralueella -kaavan sijasta on suunniteltu rehellinen ihana oikeista kerrostaloista koostuva umpikortteli jonka sisäpihalla silmä mielellään lepää. Palvelut toimii, julkisilla pääsee ja puisto on ihan tarpeeksi lähellä. Tietysti jos rahaa olisi polttaa niin asuttaisiin mekin kantakaupungissa, jossain mukavassa 1920-luvulla rakennetussa (ei koskaan jugentia) kulttuurikodissa, mutta sen lottovoiton puuttuessa tämän parempaa asumismuotoa on vaikea keksiä.