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  • Post-olympic skating roundup

    Posted by Sari

    I am feeling really good about these olympics, which is a nice change from SLC, where there was a huge judging controversy involving pairs and dance where I really liked the winners, and the gold in other two disciplines went to skaters whose skating I actively disliked. There is some dramatic irony in that I don’t think either Sarah Hughes or Sale/Pelletier would have been gold medallists if the 6.0 system had wanted the same things from the skaters than Code of Points…

    Anyhow, this time around: much better from the emotional point of view. Some general observations.

    1. For all the three skating disciplines COP is working better than the old system. There are problems aplenty, but nothing that could not be fixed by tweaking and honing the system.
    a) forest from the trees -problem. As COP’s technical portion marks individual movements and the level of difficulty in spirals and spins is achieved by having as many positions as possible, there have been lots of "disjointed" and hurried programs where the elements have been crammed in without really giving room of the choreography to grow. It is however possible to create a beautiful, organic performance while complying with the new rules, just ask Matt Savoie.
    b) Component mark problem. There are five component marks, all of equal value. Skating Skills, Transitions, Performance/Execution, Interpretation/Timing and Choreography. Judges very rarely if ever give marks that are more than .75 apart in any of these categories. If a skater has gorgeous skating skills, zero transitions, great lines and pedestrian coreography that should be reflected on the scores. This is a problem which will not go away without constant re-education of judges: it is wrong, wrong, wrong to use component marks for protocol judging and you should be slapped on the fingers for doing it.
    c) The splat or not problem. COP is a system which really dings underrotated jumps. This has meand that men are less likely to try quads. An underrotated and fallen quad is just a risk not worth taking when the amount of jumping passes is limited. Similarily, women are less likely to try triple-triple combinations. They are riskier and if your second triple in the combo is more often than not downgraded to double anyway, why even try for the riskier element when – again – the number of your jumping passes is limited. This is a problem which either stays or goes away. The next generation of skaters may be better at doing these tricks cleanly and thus have no problem including them. Or they may think that the risk/reward ratio will continue to be iffy and keep it safe. In that case, the rewards for doing riskier elements should be upped.
    d) The Technical Specialist problem and the secrecy problem COP is asystem where there sometimes is ten points separating first and second, sometimes 0.01 points. Thus the person(s) who are punching in the sekrit komputer the levels and rotations are in key positions. It is theoretically quite possible for two people in cahoots give a little extra or chip a way from the elements scores of any given skater. Also even if block judging is pretty much impossible, biased judging is easier than ever. There are two answers to this problem. Either change the system, or make it transparent. Now fans are left with the rulebook in one hand and the protocols in other and in many cases really not making sense.

    I do think COP can and should evolve all the time, making a rule, seeing what effects it has, modifying it… There should be a hefty bonus for completing all triple jumps in a program, there should be other positions considered difficult than Bielmann, Skating skills and transitions should be worth more than choreography (which, after all, is actually not something the skater has done)… But even with all this, singles and pairs are so much more interesting to watch than under 6.0 system. I see steps, and spins, and difficult entries to the jumps… you know skating.

    Unfortunately, quite the opposite is true in Dance. The trend was there before COP, but the new system  has given the final blow to my favourite discipline.  Spins, lifts, twizzles, side-by-side steps with break neck speed – why not just call it adagio pairs and have done with it. I am past caring.

    As for the results the fangirl in me says:
    Petrova and Tikhonov did it for them selves.
    If only Zhao had nailed that toeloop…
    Zagorska/Siudek were a joy.
    Jay for Plushenko and Buttle.
    Savoie rules.
    Arakawa was phenomenal.
    Awww for Slutskaja.
    I am not so sekritly elated that Sasha splatted (her skating personifies everything I dislike in women’s skating).
    Pocket and Beanie were shafted, I tell you, shafted.
    Love Ben Agosto’s skating but boy, that flamenco? Ew.
    Feeling begins with white pasties? What were Grushina and Goncharov thinking? And that won bronze?

  • Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

    Posted by jukkahoo

    Nothing to do with the header. Just got back from the Finnish Cultural Foundation event at Finlandia House, to where I was invited due to Finncon 2006 being the recipient of a sizable grant from the said establishment. Namely the Maija and Lauri Niinioja fund, to which our most sincere and grateful thanks go to. Thank you!

    A very nice pönötys occasion, as Ninni would say. Due to my extraordinarily relaxed idea of time-management, we (as in Sari and I) arrived there just in time, therefore surviving the pre-occasion chitchat and preposterously expensive buffet coffee and biscuits. First we were given a taste of Värttinä with three songs. Very good. I especially liked the first tune of Lumotar, with a nice north African vibe. Eerama and Riena weren’t half bad either. Apparently I must get their albums.

    This was followed by a speech byt the Great Satan (or so say some University students I know). I thought it was OK’ish, with good points, but then again he – as he is apparently customed to – mentioned only culture and hard sciences as worthy causes.

    This was followed by short film from 1936 about building a haaparuuhi, haapio (aspen punt, sort of a  flat-bottomed rowboat). Not to mention how strangely affecting this old piece of Finnish documentary was and how much we both thought this as extremely usable for a fantasy setting, it was also deliriously intriguing and informative. I seriously doubt my ability to perform this task, but I wouldn’t put it behind someone with more ingenuiety and verve. And best of all, it is a part of a restoration program FCF is funding and the first DVD is out and every single person in the audince will get a complimentary copy later! Just like every single school and library in Finland will get one. Great stuff this.

    Riitta Hari then poke about how our brain (funnily enough, Finnish word for brain is plural, just like the real thing) transforms information it receives, and how we react to different stimuli. Again, interesting.

    After the complimentary sparkling wine and by feet being trampled by Pirkko Liinamaa, we were treated to some baroque music (Roman, Telemann) by the Helsingin Barokkiorkesterin yhtye . Swell music, with one seriously long banjo! Sari says it’s a lute, but surely I recognise a banjo when I see one?

    There were three recipients of special compensations, and the first one went to Kersti Juva for her wonderful work as a translator. €25 000 is a nice bonus for a work well done. LotR was prominently mentioned, even so that she was asked to step on the stage as the "wizard of words" and so forth.

    Then the guy with the huge flute came back on the stage with one of the singers from Värttinä and everybody stood up and sang Maamme. Elegant, yet somewhat swellegant.

    My feet hurt.

  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    Posted by jukkahooo   

    So I’m pissed. These things happen you know. Especially after one loses important matches.

    F-word.

    Pardons to all you fine people I (or some other person that got hold of my phone) had this sudden urge to phone or SMS to. We was drunk and frakking full of it. There are just things you really cannot stand. I’m afraid this thing really has drawn Finnish-Swedish relationships back some twenty years. Sorry about that, but you really should’ve given the memo to your team, Svenssons. This was that bad.

    I’m a sore loser. Yeah, that’s me.

  • You gotta think more like snooker, poker and free-face rock climbing

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    Posted by Sari

    In the honor of Finland’s latest icon M15 and his team taking silver at Toronto, may I recommend the greatest curling movie ever, Men with Brooms. It’s got Paul Gross, a training montage, a dead guy on the button, Leslie Nielsen doing something irregular to a cow, Tragically Hip doing a cameo and a heartwarming story about doing the right thing. Awww. Also, beavers. The animals that is.

  • olympiasukka nro 1


      olympiasukka nro 1 
      Originally uploaded by ssssari.

    Tai oikeastaan jo kaksi, ekan kanssa testattiin vähän kokoa ja käsialaa niin että siitä tuli sukka minulle. Tässä kuitenkin virallinen sukka numero yksi. Ei kun eteenpäin.

    And as far as skating goes, I am just saying that the new system makes it a whole new ball game, the priorities are totally different. In men’s competition it seemed like skaters with gorgeous basic skating and good choreography get benefits even though they fall, while in pairs sloppy basics and bad unison was rewarded with silver. Maybe it is a question of degrees.

    Also, can I just say that I so would want not to love Sandhu’s skating. Life would be so much easier…

  • Pair’s Short

    Posted by Sari

    I’ll say this for the new judging system – it gives a lot to analyse! Olympics opened with pairs short, and a very high standard one at that. Tatiana and Max were just the class of the field today, no question. Elements were crisp, clean and gorgeous, the program was a skating clinic in pair skating – someting I thought I would never say about them.

    The rest of the field is really close. There is about the same difference between 1 and 2 (3.92 points) as there is between 2 and 8 (4.47 points). Thus the placements are really not that important. Still, I do think that judges use the component marks for protocol judging. As far as the judging is concerned we could still have just one “presentation” mark,  all the five components are usually within one point of each other, and I don’t think they necessarily reflect what was going on on the ice.

    Props for Inoue and Baldwin landing a throw-triple-axel, a first in international competition (they did one in US nats this year). It is difficult to see how the throw could have been cleaner and even so one judge gave it -1 GOE. They had the second highest element mark but were (unfairly, IMO) dinged in the components which kept them down.

    Props for Shen and Zhao for showing up and skating as well as they did as Hongbo is just coming back from a serious achilles tendon injury. They do have the “it” –factor, but they were given a some world champions extra in the components.

    Props for Petrova and Tihonov for the best coreographed and performed program of their careers. The souped up Händel’s Sarabande Smalun first introduced to skating works like a charm and they were fast, crisp and had the lift of the competition. I know I am biased but even so, I think it is a crying shame that the sloppy chinese are ahead of them.

    And finally props to Savchenko and Szolkowy for overcoming the media storm around Ingo and skating their perfectly COP-designed programme with flair. They should have been rewarde better in the skating skills and transition mark.

  • Kummallisia tapoja

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    Posted by Sari

    Vapaapäivä vihdoin! Kaikki roikkuneet työt on tehty ja väikkärikin jaksaa vähän paremmin kuin pitkään aikaan joten nyt on aikaa vuoleskella. Koulunpenkki haastoi meemiin viidestä oudosta tavasta, joten tässä tulee:

    1. Suolaa ei ei ei EI saa antaa kädestä käteen, jos niin tekee tulee antajasta ja vastaanottajasta vihamiehiä. Tämä taikauskoni on herättänyt vuosikausia hilpeyttä ystäväpiirissä ja piristänyt lukuisia krapula-aamiaisia urbaanin heimomme mökkimatkoilla kun rva. Polvinen huutaa kurkku suorana jos joku erehtyy sirotinta ojentelemaan asettamatta sitä pöydälle. Isoäidiltäni olen tämän oppinut ja niin syvällä selkäytimessä uskomus on että en usko että pääsen siitä koskaan eroon.

    2. Kaikkialla on kiva lukea. Jopa saunassa. Mutta ehkä ei liimasiteisiä kirjoja kuitenkaan. Joskus kokeilin halvalla pokkarilla ja kostea kuuma irroitti sivut toisistaan vallan pätevästi. Nidotut lehdet ja sidotut kirjat joiden kostuminen ei ole katastrofi sen sijaan…

    3 Minä yritän aina kulkea Helsingissä maan alla niin paljon kuin mahdollista. Ei haittaa vaikka matkaa tulisi vähän enemmänkin kunhan Metron, yhdystunneleiden ja parkkihallien avulla pääsee navigoimaan läpi keskustan pistämättä nenäänsä ulkoilmaan.

    4. Olen kaniinien maailmanvallankumouksen pääarkkitehti. Miettikää sitä.

    5. Tämä on HerraHoon ja minun yhteinen mutta pannaan tähän kuitenkin: Ruokakaupassa on kiva tanssia. Arki kirkastuu kummasti kun valssaa makaroonihyllyn ohitse kohti koiranruokia.

  • Ready Steady Knit

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      Knitting olympics project 
      Originally uploaded by ssssari.

    Posted by Sari

    In honour of the Winter Olympics I want to share my unofficial knitting olympics project. My project is not that challenging so I have not entered myself officially to the list, but I thought the time table would help me to actually finish what I start. Also, the idea of starting a project at the exactly same time as all sorts of people over the world is kind of cool. So here it is: I am knitting plain ordinary woollen socks. These are for a friend who would not be caught dead in any other colour than black, so no playing around with colours either. These will be manly socks…

    More Finnish olympic knitters at Tekele and Tuunaus, which gives me just too many ideas.

  • haamupäivitys

    Posted by jukkahoo

    I have nothing to say, really. Except that Finncon just got a fair sum of money from the Finnish Cultural Foundation. Yay! Well needed money for Finncon 2006. Really saved the day, this one did.

    Ho-hum… I thought these were funny:

    A journey upriver to the heart of darkness where man assumes bestial form… THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING KONG

    Three different versions of what may happen when a barnyard fowl tries
    to escape disaster

    CHICKEN RUN, LOLA, RUN

    A bunch of zany comedians reconstruct the story of Camelot in the nude…
    THE FULL MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

    A disfunctional family breaks apart under the stress of alcoholism and
    attacks by zombie English teachers…

    LONG DAY’S JOURNEY INTO NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD POETS’ SOCIETY

    Various eccentric characters interact with dinosaurs…
    THE LOST WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP

    I’ll get me coat.

     

  • A O K

    Posted by jukkahoo

    OK, it’s once more time to report that my last medical check-up was today and everything was a O.K.New doctor, Ismo Something seemed far more interested in hearing about my Merkin Xperience than the results, but then again everything is fine and dandy. Hunky dory, as the Londoners say.

    January was very tiring. I had a moment of real fatigue the other day, when things just seemed a bit too much. I guess it was something similar I had a while ago, also related somewhat with yet another trip to see the doc and all. Tired, yeah. I had this flu and at the same time had to run and be on telly and lecture on Phantasy, celebrate TSFS and "worry" about test results, and getting the budget to run a decent Finncon next August… Tired, yeah.

    All is well, so sigh away. Order of the Day: sleep and mellow music. Tomorrow: carpentry!