Eating Muffins

Posted by a very pissed person wearing silly yellow headgear

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*sigh*

Is this year just sodding riddled with constant failures of my various favourite teams? What sort of intercession is needed? A ritual of some sort? Do I need to sacrifice nubile virgins? Pay off some Italian judges?

OK, Portugal, make some magic. It’s all up to you now, Scolari.