Posted by jukkahoo
Yeah, silence rules.
Anyway, it’s middle of the biggest show on Earth, the Superbowl. This time in rainy Miami. Halftime show is going on, Cirque Du Soleil did some Miami rumba or whatever and next up is Nigel, or The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Symbol, err… Prince.
Boy, does Bears suck! How is it possible that the game is only 16-14 for Colts (oh, how would’ve Patriots KKKRUSHED this feeble excuse for pro football!)? Well. obviously Colts are also playing some really flawed game here, but still. Bears defence: mediocre, often lame. Bears offence: sadly pathetic and Lame City. OK, lucky break with the receiving goal and the one and only decent throw from Grossman reaching for Mohammed. Other than that, purely Colts mistakes. Bears are so going to loose. Well, they ought to anyway. Payton Manning should head home with this one, with Addai and that Rhodes And Harrison. More anon.
[snorefest]
Jessuskrist. Worst Superbowl I’ve seen, but then again, I haven’t seen that many. Ten’ish.
Short recap: Jesuspeople won by simply being less bad than the other (probably Jesuspeople too) ones. The main difference was that Colts were football players, whereas Bears were members of the Klutzy the Pääsiäiskäsi Group. Payton "Mr. Perfect" Manning vs. Klutz the Fumbler. C’mon Grossman! Fumble, fumble, hero throw, hero throx, fumble, etc, ad nauseam. Sad performance.
Bears defensive line was supposedly tough. Tsah, dough more likely. Colts offensive line. Ruled! Manning, one or two incomplete passes and one interception. And close to thousand yards with little hlp from Addai, Rhodes, Harrison etc.
Grossman… sigh.
Waah, Patriots would’ve so kicked either teams rears easily. Poor game, less bad team won. Superior quarterpounder finally got his Vince Lombardi and MVP. Congrats to PM.
The most interesting thing about the game? Apparently the first ever Superbowl, when it rained during the Game. And some people are saying that global warming is not happening? For shame!
Eating Muffins 